- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the cat cross the road? To see its mom who was lying dead on the other side

What do you call a polar bear in the desert? Bobby Marksson.

Why was the black man in the hotel so upset? I shit on his chest.

What do you call Justin Bieber having sex with a woman? Two people of the opposite gender having sex.

knock knock who's ther? chris chris who? JUST OPEN THE F***ING DOOR AND CHECK IT OUT

How many of my Dad's "fishing buddies" have gone down to the basement for a "meeting", but never returned? 37 so far. I'm concerned. I seriously have never seen my dad fish. Pretty sure he doesn't own a fishing pole.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Muslim? -You can research and find several similarities and differences, but I will not go into detail about them.

How many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

Two straight men walk into a gay bar and promptly forget why they went to a gay bar when they are both clearly heterosexual.

A black man walks Into a bar.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What's worse than taking a bite in an apple and finding a worm in it? Taking a bite and finding half a worm.

How many raisins can you fit in a box? It depends on the size of the raisins and the box.

River Ravi flows in which state? Liquid state.

What did the blind, deaf and dumb lady name her kid? Sebastion.

People spending hours typing nothing but cus words? Who does that?

What happened when Stephen Hawking tried to go down the stairs? He fell and suffered minor injuries.

What does it mean when you have big shoes? Either you were genetically born with big feet, or you are wearing sheos that are too big for you.

Paul walker: Breaks, stop Breaks: no

How does Cee Lo Green order extra ketchup? Can I have some more ketchup, please?

What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Hey, i just met you. And this is crazy! But im on bathsalts ! GAUH Your face looks tasty!! :D

A spanish comedian walked into a bar. He was on time for his act.

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