What did the downsyndrome get for christmas? Aborted

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If it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck, its probably a turtle.

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Why was the man whistling? He was calling his friend.

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What happened to Dave when he walked across the road? He got hit by a car and died... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Dave...

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My girlfriend said she doesn't like anti jokes and now i'm single ha ha just kidding.... she's dead

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roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers and the middle one is for u

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How do you stop clowns from throwing cinderblocks at your car? Hire a hitman.

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Two Gay Men Walk Into a Bar, Not Just Any Bar...... a Sports Bar and Enjoy a nice cold Beer with their Heterosexual friends while watching the super bowl. They both go in the back room, where it is dark, together........ and they call for the manager to find out where the chef is so they can tie him down..... and smother him....... in questions concerning the size of his....... buffalo wings stop judging people you ass.

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Roses are red. Violets are black. Why is ur chest as flat as ur back?

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Why does Courtney smell? she has a severe lack of personal hygiene which needs addressing,

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Why did the man cross the road? He was hungry and homeless, and in search of chicken.

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Stephen Walking hawks into a bar.

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why did the plumber start to cry? his family died

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What's grey and can't swim? A castle.

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KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

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why did the f a g perform fellatio? because he was a sick c unt

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

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How do u know the difference between a adam and rappers you dont they r the same

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Why did the kid fall off the bike? Because he was paraplegic.

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what porn does a nugget watch nugget porn.

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Q: What did Bob want for dinner? A: Cheese Burger, Fries, Coke, No Beverage

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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i have read and agree to the terms of service

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There are two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other "dang, it's really hot in here." Realizing that muffins can not talk the other muffin wakes up to a very hungry man biting his face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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