- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are red My lawn is red My fences are red It appears my garden is on fire.

what did the frog say to the fence? chicken

What's the only think duct tape can't fix? Your parents divorce.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, It's still in its pen.

Why did Sally cross the road? She didn't, she got hit by my car.

What did the doctor say to the young boy? We only planned on a annual checkup but have discovered that your and aids baby and only have 3 days to live. Tell your family members goodbye you'll be on life support in the next couple hours.

a brick cheated on another brick, the brick that was cheated on was angry and became disgusted at the brick that cheated. the current brick that was cheated on tryied top kill the other bitch brick, the brick that cheated tried to break up the fight but testicles

Q: Why do people post the same anti-joke a bajillion times in a row? A: Because they are stupid ass holes with absolutely no life.

A: Knock Knock (waits for an answer) oh there's no one in.

A black man walks into a store and buys something.

How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Did i just hear a joke about birds? No? Well this is Hawkward.

YouTube Is Red Facebook Is Blue Porn Hub Is Down You'll Have To Do

You know what's really long? The bread lines in Africa

Whats red and hurts your teeth? A brick

What's brown and sticky? Feces.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

Why is Andrew sleeping? Because he took and overdose on sleeping pills, he probably died in his sleep.

Jacob loves stroking his gf's doodle every lunch break. He was embarrased cause it was bigger than his.

What sinks quickly to the bottom of a river? Your dead parents.

There are no stupid Questions just stupid people

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, nor does the chicken because it's a chicken.

What did the apple say to the orange? The apple did not say anything at all because fruits do not possess the ability of speech.

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