It's about 3 days from Mother's Day. What do you get her? Nothing. Nothing is a very powerful thing. hehe thats what she said.

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What do you call love at first sight? A broken heart.

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There are three muffins sitting in an oven. The first one says nothing. The second one also says nothing. They're just muffins and muffins can't talk.

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What happen when a penguin walks into a bar? That is an almost impossible occasion. Penguins first of all waddle not walk and they only live in Antarctica and zoos, therefor they will not be able to enter one unless Antarctica becomes populated.

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"Doctor, Doctor! I feel like I'm a dinner roll!" Yes, well that's a side effect of your brain cancer.

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I called this hot girl up from class one day. She told me to come over because no one was home. I got to her house, and no one was home.

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If two blondes had a kid it would probably be a blonde because two recessive chromosomes have a higher chance of showing than one dominant gene.

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What did Ben's Graandma get him for Christmas? Nothing, she died on Thanksgiving!

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Girl: I love you in a platonic way Guy: ... Is that some kind of fat joke!

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Why don't lesbians use dildoes? Because they look just like a big penises.

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Did you hear about that superman guy? He died.

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Roses are red, violets are red, everything's red... Retinal haemorrhage.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs.

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Donkey lips

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Did you hear the one about the koala bear that fell out of the tree? Yeah it died.

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angelosnyder is not gay

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Women don't need an education. The only book they need is a recipe book.

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Where's the dick??? east

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ur mum

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Two guys are on a bridge. One commits suicide, the other one is called John.

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Roses are red violates are blue, matty is gay, sebby is too

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What is Santa's favorite color? Blue

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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