- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Sticks and stones may break my bones, But words can leave deep psychological wounds that may never heal.

Why did the man walk into the grocery store? To provide an alibi for his identical twin who was committing 1st degree murder at the time.

How do you make a frog stand still? Shoot it.

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A Pilot.

whats green and falls from trees, pool tables.

Knock Knock! whos there? Me! I kill you!

Whats an Anit-joke?? A joke that possesses the kind of humor based on the surprise factor of absence of an expected joke or of a punch line in a narration which is set up as a joke.

why did the monkey cross the road? it escaped from a local zoo a block away

Q: Why's everyone afraid of Friday the 13th? A: Justin Bieber's movie comes out.

what did the girl get with her blueberry waffles? blue waffles.

knock knock whos there? nobody

Q: What's black and white and rape kids? A: Pandas, I lied about the rape.

A man walks into a bar Ouch He broke his penis So he ate it Then he saw a little boy They shaved their pubic hair together He raped the little boy He walked into another bar Double ouch

Help iv fallen and i can get up -blarg

Why didn't the man answer the Anti Joke? He had a severe mental disorder and was therefore incapable of speech.

Why did Helen Keller become blind and deaf? Because you touch yourself at night

Two octopuses are swimming in the ocean. Suddenly a scuba diver spots one of the octopus. The octopus looks at the human and swims away.

Why did Sidney drop her ice cream? A refrigerator fell on er

- Knock, knock - Who's there? - Police - I'm not home!

Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw 'em.

Why did the man commit a serious crime? Because he couldn't think of any funny crimes.

Q: What's the answer to this question? A: The question to this answer.

Why can't we see the wind? Because no one likes you...

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