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What did the African say to the Mexican? "Hola, Como estas?" and the Mexican did not respond because he didn't speak Spanish.

Q. What has four legs, but can't walk? A. A dog dying of a serious illness...

Why was the bus driver sad? The kid with the icecream had c4 strapped to his chest.

A guy named John wanted to finish his life. Now he is dead

A man orders chinese food. His wife says "Honey, where's the cat?"

What do you get when you cross a leopard with a camel? Sacked from the zoo.

Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand? What you probably have is a lawyer on holiday with his children, allowing himself or herself to be buried in order to please said children.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

Whats the differance between a blond and a rock? I don't know. I can't think of any.

That awkward moment when... Your mom is a guy.

A obese woman, a anorexic woman and a average weight woman sit down to eat. They all have a good time.

Chuck Norris can speak Japanese. Believe it or not he is actually multilingual, he speaks Spanish and French as well.

Why did the blind man die? He had eye surgery and the doctor told him when he first opened his eyes there would be a very bright light, turns out he also had alzheimers and wandered onto the train tracks

how did Andrew meet adele He was working as a stableboy

I would have buttered my bread, but the pool was cold.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Nice belt.

have you seen Stevie wonders car? No Neither has he

How do you get rid of an STD? You give it to someone else.

Why did the cat cross the road? To see its mom who was lying dead on the other side

What do you call a polar bear in the desert? Bobby Marksson.

what did the girl get with her blueberry waffles? blue waffles.

Fine Nero, but I will be keeping an eye on you.

where did susan go durring the explotion? every where...