- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a three-legged cheetah? Crippled.

Q.Why did Beethoven kill his chicken? A. It had contracted a serious illness. He had killed it as an act of mercy.

whats the stage after cancer? you die

How many chickens does it take for a cow to count on Tuesday? The same reason a horse got fired for seven plus one blue red green.

Once you go black, you have a high chance of being in an interracial relationship.

Did you know that in the country of Nigeria, every minute, 60 second passes?

Knock Knock Opens door Hi John, you got here right on time!

what is the difference between batman and a black guy. bat man is white

What's big, black, and girls love to ride on? A horse

knock knock who's there? the milk man the milk man who? the milk man who brings your milk every morning

Adam Sandler is still funny ! cough

How many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? Pancakes are not a feasible material with which to build a doghouse.

Why did the boy dig a hole in the football field? He was blind and his parents were being quite irresponsible....However someone should probably fill in that hole, as that could be a hazard during a football game.

What did Santa Claus say to the young boy on Christmas Day? Santa Claus is a myth, that was actually a pedophile.

Women's Rights.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't, he died like everyone else.

What did Abraham lincoln do after getting assassinated? Certainly not riding a bike thats for sure.

If your scared of paedophiles..... grow up

A guy walks into a bar, has a drink then leaves.

Q: What's grey and rocky? A: A grey rocking hair

What do you give a sick bird? Tweetment.

Please? No.

How do five Jews get to America? They get their passports and ride a public plane, safely leaving the airport and getting on a taxi to go to their hotel.

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