- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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dude ur such a bon of a sitch

what is big, black, and has hair on it. a big black guy with hair.

whats white and sticky glue

Carol never wore her safety goggles. Neither did Hellen Keller.

What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Marmite.

a mexican guy and a black guy are in a car, who is driving? the mexican, the black guy is in the passenger seat

What Do You Call The White House When Obama Is President? What? The White House.

Whats the difference between a polish drunkard and a German scholar? They are two different nationalities.

What do you call a sheep with big teeth? Mitch

What has four legs, but cannot walk? A giraffe with polio.

A lion walks in to a bar, and murders everyone inside. This is why animals are not aloud in bars.

What's black on top and white on the bottom? Half an oreo

what do you call someone with one arm? Handicapped.

Q: Why can't a tomato fly a plane? A: Cuz it's a tomato

What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

Why was the man upset? His entire family was murdered, skinned, separated into assorted body parts, and stapled to trees.

what did the tree say when it fell down? Nothing it is humanly impossible for a tree to talk. Especially after it fell down. I mean that would hurt.

The chicks at the bar last night were do hot. The girls weren't half bad either

Wenis Penis

What makes you hate life and feel good at the same time? A rapist.

whats worst then being raped tortured and killed? it happening to 500000 puppies DX

Q:What do you call a black man on the moon? A:A problem. Q:What do you call 100 black men on the moon? A:A problem. Q:What do you call the entire race of black people on the moon? A:A problem solved

How do you scare a plumber? Kill his family.

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