- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funnier than one anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

300 terrorists have a contest, they all jump off a tower and die. Who wins? Society.

Q: What do you call a dad running down a hill? A: A mom running down a hill, I lied about the dad.

Why didn't the blonde eat bacon? She was Jewish, and it was against her religion.

A boy walk in. What did you think I was gonna add "into a bar"? Also, boys under the age of 21 aren't allowed to drink.

Why did George smoke weed? Because he was depressed after his wife died and couldn't get over the fact that he would be lonely forevermore.

Look at the statement immediately below. Look at the statement immediately above. Hahaha! You cannot read this text! Therefore, the following joke fails to qualify as a joke and is therefore an anti-joke by virtue of constitution: Yo mama!

Why was the dinosaur laughing so hard? He heard a very humorous joke

Yo mama's so fat that she needs substantially larger clothes than most other people

Why did Sidney drop her ice cream? A refrigerator fell on er

Why did the paraplegic roll his wheelchair up a steep hill? Because he's crippled.

Sometimes I wonder; why is that frisbee getting closer? Then it hits me. Someone just threw a frisbee at me.

What did Jesus say when he made the first black person? What another perfect creation to this world!

why was the boy sad? because his mom just punched his hamburger

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My face isn't long relative to the others of my species, it is actually quite normal."

What did the downsyndrome get for christmas? Aborted

Q:Do you know why Jesus would not be a good goalkeeper? A:Because he never played football

What happened to Dave when he walked across the road? He got hit by a car and died... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Dave...

If it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck, its probably a turtle.

If I had xray vision I'd go to a black jack table and when the dealer dealt everyone there cards I would look at the hot girls boobs

My girlfriend said she doesn't like anti jokes and now i'm single ha ha just kidding.... she's dead

Kefka > Sephiroth

Why was the man whistling? He was calling his friend.

Roses are red. Violets are black. Why is ur chest as flat as ur back?

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