What did the cat say to the dog? - meow!

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what did sandy say to mr krabs nothing squirles are not smart enough to make a air tank and go under water

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Why is a frog green? Because it was born that way

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What's green and apple-y? You're gay.

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A man walks into a bar... he is blind so it isn't funny

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Knock knock who's there I killed your family

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How do you get your girlfriend to become more enthusiastic about swallowing? Stick your dick in Ben & Jerry's Cherry Garcia ice cream.

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Yo momma's so ugly. Most people do not enjoy looking at her

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What is big, red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

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The WNBA.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Blond answers: Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat............?

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A person from Singapore eats

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Nickelback

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How much wood would Chuck Wood have if Chuck Wood could have wood? None, Chuck Wood has E.D.

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Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was an attempted suicide. His family left him, he had been in and out of rehab for a terrible cocaine addiction for over ten years, and was still having nightmares about his abusive past.

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Fine Nero, but I will be keeping an eye on you.

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in 2001 a man was working happily in his office cubicle and got an email from his boss saying that he had great news for him. filled with excitment he knew he was getting A big promotion and could finally afford that new toy his kid has always wanted. Feeling great the man walks up to the office window to enjoy the view he notices a very large commercial airliner flying straight towards his office.

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what did the girl get with her blueberry waffles? blue waffles.

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How do you get rid of an STD? You give it to someone else.

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Nice belt.

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Once you go black, you have a high chance of being in an interracial relationship.

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have you seen Stevie wonders car? No Neither has he

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where did susan go durring the explotion? every where...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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