- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy throw butter out the window? Because he was mentally handicaped

I like it, I like it becuase it is cream

Jon waits in his driveway for a bit then rides off to a lemonade stand but doesn't stop because the stand is surrounded by police who have arrested the kids at the stand for selling spiked lemonade. He continues past the stand and goes somewhere else (probably Subway).

Did you hear about the 4'10" psychic that escaped from prison? It's on the news! "Small Medium At Large."

I asked a girl on a date. She said no.

whats worse than failing your maths test? getting aids

guess wat chicken butt guess why chicken thy guess who chicken poo guess how he chickened out

Have you seen the Hobbit? Yes they're taking him to Isengard

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Susie.????

How do you tell if an elephant has been in your refrigerator? You find someone you trust and say "an elephant has been in my refrigerator".

Why did the baby die? Because he got shot in the head repeatedly.

Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

Really? Okay! UPPER COMMENT GOOD NIGHT NEROCHAN!

Why did the muslim cross the road? To get to the other Saiid.

One day a farmer was planting his crops. All of a sudden he was hit by the magic school bus.

How many babies does it take to paint a barn red It depends how hard you throw them

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse then precedes to beat the bartender voraciously for making fun of his religion.

what did the apathetic person say? Who Cares?

Bacon is delcious.

Whats worse than burnt toast? Getting molested

Why do people poke people on facebook? Because they have no friends and will die alone

Q: What's worse than biting into and apple and finding a worm? A: being severely malnourished, thus physically inept to do most simple tasks

How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends on how hard you throw them.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Very, very hungry.

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