- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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who ate all the food in zimbabwe? Nick bigg.. he later died of cancer and aids

Do you want icecream, Björn?

A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

whats fat round and bouncing off the ground= George goodburn

Why was billy made fun of his whole life? Because he's mentally retarded

i'm filthy rich literally because money is dirty

When life gives you lemons, sell them. Rejoice in your free money.

Knock knock whos there telephone telephone who telephone refiridgerator

How do you get a clown to get off a swingset? Chop off his arms and legs.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wioFUrwny1c

... Chan chan

Why did the little boy drop his lollipop? He got hit by a car.

Did you hear about the cannibal who ate the Olympic record sprinter? He's in prison for first-degree murder & crimes against humanity.

I'm Batman.

Three blind men walk into a bar, and, no... wait, sorry just one; so one blind man walked into a bar, and... uh, okay, so it was actually more of a small post. This is pretty much just a plausible, yet unfortunate event. My bad.

Roses are brown Violets are brown Everything's brown Who shit on my flowers

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Wait, what? huh

Roses are red violets are blue you're the middle child no one cares about you

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? He graduated at the top of his class with a master's degree in engineering.

Why do the children cry at dinner time? Becuase there mother forces them to eat her own faeces and takes pictures of them doing it and posts it on the internet.

One day in school two kids had a conversation. Susan: What do you want to do when your older? Oliver: I want to go to the moon. Susan: Oh. I went there last week. Oliver: Can you smell something. Susan: Haven't you ever been to Pennsylvania.

What's read, round and gets smaller? A baby combing its hair with a potato pearler

Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because that's where all of the other chickens are.

Your mother is so ugly that nobody wants to date her because she is hideous.

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