- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life gives you ponies... get a new life!

Why does Billy Mays yell? He doesn't, he's dead.

Why did the frog cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

When life gives you lemons....you probably just FOUND lemons...

Why did FiddleBob Joe chuck a stick of butter out the window? Because he wanted to see a butter fly

I was walking down the street the other day and I saw this lady and suddenly: POTATOES!!!!!!!!!

Whats two plus two? Miles

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? When you think that there is no worm in your apple, but after your second bite you look down in disgust as you notice you have eaten half of the worm and see the other half wriggling about in your apple.

Yeah i'm into fitness, Fitness whole pizza in my mouth.

I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

What is a dog's favorite color? None,dogs have colorblindness.

If Chuck Norris has $5 and you have $5 then all together you have $10. It was announced that the obverse portrait of Alexander Hamiliton would be replaced by the portrait of an undecided woman, starting in the year 2020. If you wait long enough, you can exchange the $10 for the new $10 bill.

What's worse than getting a flat tire on a date? getting one while rushing your dying grandfather to the hospital.

why did the chair brake? because a car smashed into it. where did it go? all the way to china. whats 3+4? why did the Chinese man get this wrong? Because a chair was in his head.

What do you call a needy person? A person whos needs need needs.

What's the difference between a Jewish child and pizza? Pizza does not scream in the oven.

why was the little girl crying in her dads arms? Because he was strangling her

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The chicken saw greater opportunities to find food on the other side

yo mama so fat, she got more chins than china town

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? When a child gets raped every night by its father.

What characterizes a good joke? The lack of a punch line.

A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic and his problem is destroying his family.

A duck walks into a bar "Can I have some brandy, please" says the duck The bartender then proceeds to make millions because he was the first to discover a talking duck

What do you call a dog with no legs? Disabled.

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