Have you ever had Ethiopian food? .....Neither have they.

Thumbs up if you're reading this in 2015!

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What's green, fuzzy, and can kill you if it fell from a tree? A pool table.

Yo' momma's so black, I hope she didn't experience any racism growing up in school.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is dead, and thereby lacks the necessary motor control.

Why is the post under me so funny? Because the boy won't be able to play the x box!

roses are red violets are too im bleeding

What is a gremlin's favorite snack? Gremlins aren't real.

The man asks the blind man "where ya going"b The Blind man replies "i dont know".

What did the boy with no mom get for Christmas? He was beaten by his drunken and abusive father.

Today is March 22.

what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

An American and Russian are arguing about their country. The American says "I can do things you can't. I can walk into the White House and into the Oval Office. I can bang my hands on my President's desk and say "Mr. Obama, I don't like the way you're running your country." The Russian says, "I can do that." The American says, "No, you can't." The Russian says, "Sure I can. I can go to Vladimir Putin's office and say "Mr. President, I don't like the way Mr. Obama's running his country."

A schizophrenic walks into a bar. He has dual personalities and does not realize that he has murdered his family.

why did the chicken cross the road? it didnt it got hit by a bus.

How do you confuse a blond? Look at her

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

Q. Why did Sarah fall off of the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a truck? No.

What's yellow and shark infested? Shark infested banana pudding.

why did the goat go up the ladder? because its ladder goat

What is a dog's favorite color? None,dogs have colorblindness.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Richard.