What did the black man eat at a picnic? I don't know, I wasn't there.

How many baby's does it take to paint a wall Depends on how hard you throw them

Your Mother

Want to hear a funny joke? Not really.

why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted to get to the other side! why did the chipmunk cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken

What do you call a kid with one arm and an eye-patch? Names.

penis haha

U mad?

I can count to potato.

Why is 3 less than 4? To get to the other side

Gandalf and Dumbledore had a son, her name wasn't.

Why was the black man good at basketball? Because he practiced.

What is the #1 cause of pedophiles? Sexy children

Why did the young teenager cut class? To cut himself! Get it?! Its a pun!

A guy jumps off a cliff and does a reasonable thing, scream to his death.

You know what likes to get fisted? Sock puppets.

Why did 16-year-old girl scream in the basement? She was being raped.

Alex Gedrose.

What do you call a bus full of white people? A Twinky!!!

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby wearing a clown suit.

Why did the man eat the cheese? because the man was a mouse

Three women are sitting in a bar. One is drinking beer, one is drinking wine and one is drinking vodka. Which one is the widow? The one whose husband is dead.

What's funnier than 24? My life.

Q: What's red, pink and spins round and round? A: A baby in a blender Q2: What's red, pink, green, and smells bad? A2: The same baby 2 weeks later

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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