I just missed my bus. At least I haven't got cancer.

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Why didn't the girl take her hairbrush to school? She has cancer and all her hair fell out.

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Wanna know how to confuse a black guy? Give him a fried chicken sandwich with mayo on it.

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I was Born ready I was born naked.

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While walking along the beach, a man stubs his toe on a half buried lamp. He picks it up, dusts it off, and a enormous Genie appears in front of him. "You have released me from my 10,000 year imprisonment. I will grant you 3 wishes to repay you." says the Genie. The man quickly uses his 1st wish for wealth and the 2nd for the love of a beautiful woman. Unable to think of a 3rd wish and seeing the sunken look on the Genie's face, he wished for the Genie's freedom. The Genie uses his unrestrained powers to kill the man, resurrect Hitler and enslave the human race.

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Why couldn't the dead man take a shit? He was severely constipated

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What's the difference between a brick and Ricky? A brick gets laid and has a higher iq

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His Royal Highness was hunting in the forest accompanied by his squires and hunting dogs. A man, screaming, ran wildly out of the brush and addressed the hunting party. He said, "DON'T SHOOT! I AM NOT A MOOSE!! PLEASE DO NOT SHOOT!!!!" The king calmly raised his rifle to his eye and fired, hitting the man in the temple, and instantly killing him. A squire frantically turned to the king and said "Sire! Why did you kill this man?! He CLEARLY said he was not a moose!" The King replied "Oh! I thought he said he WAS a moose..."

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Why did the boy punch a little kid in the face? Because he was a bully and liked to feel superior.

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You and your parents are going to die today

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender does not ask about its facial characteristics, because he is wondering why there is a horse standing in his bar.

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what is the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color.

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What is yellow and dangerous? Shark infested butter

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Why did the boy get nothing from Santa? He's Jewish.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Santa isn't real.

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Add William Wright On Facebook Answer- www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

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Why did the goat cross the street? It was running away from the Tsunami

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What did the Crippled Orphan get for Christmas Cancer

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Why was the iPhone screen cracked? Because it was dropped on a rock.

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What do you get when you cross your eyes? A headache.

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Why was the boy late for dinner? He got in the van.

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Why is a man like a packet of cards? Both are organic.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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