A black man walks Into a bar.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Muslim? -You can research and find several similarities and differences, but I will not go into detail about them.

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How many of my Dad's "fishing buddies" have gone down to the basement for a "meeting", but never returned? 37 so far. I'm concerned. I seriously have never seen my dad fish. Pretty sure he doesn't own a fishing pole.

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what starts with F and ends with ead? Fred was walking to school one day when he heard a strange noise in a tree. He walked up to the tree, looked up, and saw a cat. Fred was late for class, so he decided to go to school and help the cat out after school. Eight hours later, Fred came up to the tree and looked up to see if the cat was there. It wasn't. The cat was lying next to the tree, dead.

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What happened when Stephen Hawking tried to go down the stairs? He fell and suffered minor injuries.

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What did the blind, deaf and dumb lady name her kid? Sebastion.

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River Ravi flows in which state? Liquid state.

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What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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People spending hours typing nothing but cus words? Who does that?

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Paul walker: Breaks, stop Breaks: no

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What does it mean when you have big shoes? Either you were genetically born with big feet, or you are wearing sheos that are too big for you.

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How many raisins can you fit in a box? It depends on the size of the raisins and the box.

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How does Cee Lo Green order extra ketchup? Can I have some more ketchup, please?

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Hey, i just met you. And this is crazy! But im on bathsalts ! *GAUH* Your face looks tasty!! :D

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What's the scariest thing about the dark? There's a black man in my bed.

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What do bicycles and platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

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Q. What did Michael Jackson say to the banana? A. Nothing, he's dead.

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A spanish comedian walked into a bar. He was on time for his act.

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A man walked into a bar. He got a head trauma and committed suicide.

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How did the blonde die? Frogs teleported from the future and brutally murdered her with forks.

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have you seen Stevie wonders car? No Neither has he

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what did the girl get with her blueberry waffles? blue waffles.

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Fine Nero, but I will be keeping an eye on you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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