A monkey walks into a bar. Monkeys are always funny.

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How you know that you are flying with a "no frills" airline? There are no meals or films provided, no orange juice to drink during ascent and descent and no mid-flight shop service.

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Not lying Red, I have my contacts, I am a "facilitator", I pull strings for my employers, and sure the FBI has me on their files, after all we have cooperated with them. Not because I wanted to, but because its my job, and it helps me use the best of my abilities and limited education (I am technically an educated lawyer, and not an agent).

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What's black and white and red all over? A car in which some young hoodlum appears to have splashed a fair amount of red paint over the owner's otherwise charming checker pattern.

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Why did John fall down the stairs? Because John is a paraplegic and there wasn't a sufficient wheelchair ramp at his access.

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so a jew walks into a bar and leaves at 9:00 becuase he has work in the morning.

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Your mother lives so loosely that she has several terminal diseases and only has 3 weeks to live.

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You're so fat. Well maybe to kids born in Africa.

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Why Was 6 Afraid of 7? Because 7 was a Pedophile

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Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Your doorbell is broken.

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Whats the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have a Bar Mitzvah in Holocaust Germany.

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What do you get when you cross a train track and a bumpy feild, Further along on your GPS map.

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What's green and has wheels? A refrigerator, I lied about the green and the wheels.

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Why did the black man pick up a bucket of fried chicken? Because it's delicious.

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You shouldn't have expectations. They make ex out of pect and tations.

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What was the comment at the bottom of this anti joke? come up with a better anti joke

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What did the Asian say to his racist friend? You're racist

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get into the Batmobile.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Inform her that she is an illegitimate child resulting from a vicious, torturous rape and that her mother will never truly love her.

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A guy says to a palm reader "You look like you've seen a ghost. Palm reader replies "You've got cum on your hand."

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Whats red and black and has 8 legs? 4 dead african babies.

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there was a guy who wanted to be bad and have bitches but he died from all the smoking and drinking and went to hell for eternal damnation

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Why was the dyslexic cowboy crying when he came into school that day? He had chronic diarrhea.

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Why did the boy drop the ice cream? Because he had a seizure.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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