- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A couple was arguing about how the man was cheating and he was in "The Doghouse". There clever son pointed out that they didn't own a dog.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Losing a family member in 9/11.

How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who practices the Jewish religion. A pizza is an italian dish consisting of dough, cheese, and tomato sauce.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a chicken An animal cruelty charge

Why was the man whistling? He was calling his friend.

What do you get when you cross a lamb and a pigeon? You get your house taken away.

Guy finds lamp in the desert and rubs it three times. No genie appears because there's no such thing as magic.

You've been in robotics too long if you start talking to your tools. You've been in there way too long if they start talking back!

Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

How do you get your girlfriend to become more enthusiastic about swallowing? Stick your dick in Ben & Jerry's Cherry Garcia ice cream.

What did the cat say to the dog? - meow!

Knock knock who's there I killed your family

what did sandy say to mr krabs nothing squirles are not smart enough to make a air tank and go under water

Why is a frog green? Because it was born that way

A man walks into a bar... he is blind so it isn't funny

What's green and apple-y? You're gay.

The WNBA.

Nickelback

How much wood would Chuck Wood have if Chuck Wood could have wood? None, Chuck Wood has E.D.

Yo momma's so ugly. Most people do not enjoy looking at her

What is big, red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Blond answers: Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat............?

Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

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