- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A child logs on to antijoke.com he is a chronic masturbator

this is just a tribute to the greatest anti-joke ever told as I can't quite remember how it went, but you gotta beleive me, you just had to be there, it's a matter of opinion.

if your paddling a backwards canoe up a waterfall and it loses its wheel, how many pancakes does it take to fill a dog house? the answer is 17 because aliens are allgeric to cows and mustard.

Why did michael jackson wear white gloves around young boys? His doctor recommended that he do so due to bad circulation.

Why was Harry arrested? Because he stabbed multiple children.

What happens when a black guy roles over a speed-bump? I don't know. I have never tried it

whats worse then falling out of a tree? Cancer.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she wasn't a woman

Guy 1: Hey, did you hear about this blind guy who went bungee jumping off a bridge? Guy 2: No, what happened? Guy 1: He couldn't see Jack!

Why did the cook put rubber bands in the spaghetti Because he was an asshole

What happen when you put a Ciara and a Charlie together? They have sex.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than The Holocaust? TEN HOLOCAUSTS? What's worse then TEN HOLOCAUSTS? THE END OF THE WORLD

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it was hit by a car

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

The awkward moment when you don't know whether to like or dislike this because you think I want like so you are gonna dislike but what If I want dislikes, but what if I want likes, you are confused Antijokeception....

There once were 2 cowboys who were lost on a dusty trail. Later on they found their way out and are now doing very successful

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a rapist

GIRL: Honey, for a holiday we should go someplace nice BOY: How will that work, none of us speak Mexican...

Did you hear about the guy who did a backflip off the cliff? He died

Knock Knock. Who's there? A dozen burly firefighters ready to stick it in your pooper

Why did the little boy die? He had cancer.

why dont black people go on cruises? there not falling for that one again

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