Carol never wore her safety goggles. Neither did Hellen Keller.

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Hi Mum!!!!!!!!

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A man laughs creepily and another man asks him what he's doing he says I have a creepy laugh so the man asks him why he was laughing the man says there's a boy over there that has a frog stapled to his face!!!!!!!!!

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I am a women

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was heading to the funeral house to mourn his dead family.

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Alex watched his grandfather tear up as he told him the terrors of the Holocaust. Apparently killing Jews is hard on people.

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

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Sally went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. She was exhausted and died of dehydration at the top.

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What do you call a person that is green, wearing plaid, and standing next to you in the elevator? What ever their name is

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A Homosexual, a platypus, and a rubber spoon walk into a bar...

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put my dick in your ass

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Why did Timmy stay home on the day of the big test at the public school? He was homeschooled

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Who's the biggest badass in the nation? Adrenaline junky Jacobs!

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roses are red violets are blue i done you mom a favor by making you...banana and rice don't worry it'll taste just nice

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roses are red violets are blue your friend is a scumbag and so are you

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Homeless man....it's what's for dinner!

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a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the span of 5 hours.

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What did Geoar Bush say after a journalist ask what he was going to do about Katrina? Where gonna find her we do think she has some connection with Alkida .

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What drops its lunch every day? Yo mom

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Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because 7, 8, 9

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Why did the two blondes decide to ride in one car? Because it's more environmentally friendly than taking two cars.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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