why was the man at the tuna fish factory mad? because he was going through intense emotional trauma happening in his life because of problems with his wife and child.

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a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the span of 5 hours.

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Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because 7, 8, 9

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Why did the two blondes decide to ride in one car? Because it's more environmentally friendly than taking two cars.

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It's a penguin that breathes by its asshole. One day, he sits down, and he dies.

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What drops its lunch every day? Yo mom

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What is the name of Steven Hawkins condom.... Anti virus

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Have you ever seen what Stevie Wonder looks like without his sunglasses? Neither have I.

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Henry was struck by a train. He was mourned by his parents.

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what is 2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2-2+2x0 20

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What happened when the man crossed the road? He lived happily ever after because he looked both ways for traffic.

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Q:Wats worse then cutting ur lawn A: diarea on a sunday morning

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Well, you should, if only for the cultural experience.

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German bedtime story: There once was a boy who liked to suck his thumbs. His mother told him to stop, but he wouldn't. So she cut of his thumbs. Now he has none. Goodnight.

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MySpace.

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Three Black men smash windows to enter a house. They're firemen and are rescuing a young child...

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What eats grass and goes MMMMOOOOOOO? A weird person that likes to eat grass and MMMMOOOOOOO

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knock knock who's there? hope

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What do you call a pig and a ball when u come across both of them? A ball hog!

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Prince of bell air with Keanu Reeves: SMIIIIIIIIIIITH! DID YOU DESTROY MY COUCH? Neo: ... WELL DID YOU BOTHER CARLTON DOING HIS STUFF? Neo... Will you shut up then? ... Intro: This, is my story, read the text, thank you.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends on its sex. Females weigh 150-250kg, and males weigh upwards of 350kg.

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Why was the blonde confused? Because she had 10 second memory loss.

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The speeding car skidded on the rain-slicked roadway. Beyond the outside of the curve was a 100 meter drop-off. As the car slid toward the edge of the road, the driver and passenger both had a sick feeling in the pit of their stomach and wished they hadn't ordered vinegar milkshakes, the special of the day at Pickle Shack. Or it could have been the toadstools, but it didn't matter now.

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roses are red violets are blue i suck at poems i like your boobs

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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