Lol Nerochan, that was like totally awesome!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasnt due to the fact that numbers have no feeling.

Why did Johnny lose the race he got jawed by a pack of chimpanzees

Why was 9 afraid of 10 because 10 was a registered sex offender

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

Billy was curious if gasoline burns, so he decided to...... .... O crap I'm late for Billy's funeral.

What's the difference between a plane and a Muslim dentist? A plane hasn't dedicated its life to the study of dentistry

How many dead babies can fit in a dead horse 11

Why did the little girl cry? Because she had just witnessed the slaughter of her entire family and friends in front of her eye, leaving her not only peerless and alone, but also with the mental scars which come with witnessing such a harrowing ordeal.

Why does a clown wear makeup? So you can't identify him to police after he shoves your kids in his tiny car and drives away.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is something I love to eat, the other is a watermelon.

the best thing about an anti-joke is when the punch line doesn't hit you, you feel no pain

Q.whats the difference between a women's argument and a knife A. a knife has a point

Getting an STD. What's worse than mixing up the order of the joke and the punchline?

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but his stomach was not big enough to finish. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free meal.

Knock Knock! Whos There? Paul Okay I was expecting you

why did the grandmom make rollerblades into cookies? because she had dementia

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? A one-way ticket to Hell for messing with God's creations, you heathen!

Your mother is so fat; I love fat fat people.

Why are rich people so rich? they're not poor.

What do Kim Kardashian, Paris Hilton, and Pamela Anderson all have in common? All of their last names end with an "n"

Roses are red Violets are blue You just lost the game UMAD Bro?

There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. I shot him in the head. With a bullet made of lead. And now he's dead. No more shoe ingestion

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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