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A white man on his way to happens to sit next to a black man the following conversation involves a democrat and a repuplican arguing about obama's current presidentcy and the wallstreet journal the two do not agree on both sujects and part ways...the white man is later brutally murdered in his own house infront of white and children in an unrelated incident. We should all help to stop violence in our local nieghborhoods.

all hail based mark

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

What did the terminally sick child dream of? I dont know. He never woke up to tell me.

What did Valerie get for her birthday? Nothing. Because no one loves her

Q: Why did George Lopez walk into a Taco Bell? A: To purchase a 5-layer Gordita Burrito

roses are red violets are too im bleeding

Why is the post under me so funny? Because the boy won't be able to play the x box!

What is a gremlin's favorite snack? Gremlins aren't real.

The man asks the blind man "where ya going"b The Blind man replies "i dont know".

What did the boy with no mom get for Christmas? He was beaten by his drunken and abusive father.

Today is March 22.

what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

An American and Russian are arguing about their country. The American says "I can do things you can't. I can walk into the White House and into the Oval Office. I can bang my hands on my President's desk and say "Mr. Obama, I don't like the way you're running your country." The Russian says, "I can do that." The American says, "No, you can't." The Russian says, "Sure I can. I can go to Vladimir Putin's office and say "Mr. President, I don't like the way Mr. Obama's running his country."

A schizophrenic walks into a bar. He has dual personalities and does not realize that he has murdered his family.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? .....Neither have they.

What's green, fuzzy, and can kill you if it fell from a tree? A pool table.

a boy liked a girl. too bad she didn't like him.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is dead, and thereby lacks the necessary motor control.

Thumbs up if you're reading this in 2015!

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