- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men

Chuck Norris doesnt need air to live, Air needs chuck Norris to live. Actaully that statment is a fallacy because it would be fatal to not breathe

What's funnier than throwing a baby off a bridge? Everything, if you think that's funny, you're a terrible person.

What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? You would still call them the Flintsones

A black man walks into a KFC. He buys a bucket of chicken, then distributes it to several homeless men he supports off of his meager income because he knows their situations are much worse than his.

Person 1:"Knock Knock" Person 2: Whos there.... Wait why did you literally say the words "Knock Knock" Person 1: I have no idea

why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to prove he wasn't chicken

Why did the door close? Because I closed it.

How do you know if your friend is dead? You shoot him in the face!

So a man walks into a bar and he says "Can i have two beers?" The bartender says "Sure, Budweiser or Heineken?" The man responds "Uhmm... which one do you prefer?" The bartender says "Heineken."

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

what is red, black, and blue all over? A horribly painted room.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sheriff Sheriff who? Sheriff Robinson your husband has died in a local car accident.

How did little Jimmy survive the 20 story fall? He couldn't he died from the last fall, aren't you paying attention?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was high.

Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

What did the terminally sick child dream of? I dont know. He never woke up to tell me.

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What did Valerie get for her birthday? Nothing. Because no one loves her

Q: Why did George Lopez walk into a Taco Bell? A: To purchase a 5-layer Gordita Burrito

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

What did the jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken never made it across the road because it was hit by a car with a driver who is obsessed with abusing animals.

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