- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a gay couple with jobs and a kid?? Responsible.

So, a boy walks into a baker's shop and asks for a loaf of bread. The man says "do you want white or brown?" The boy says "oh, I don't mind, I've got my bike outside."

Why did the bird fall. Its tree got cut down.

Two children decide to bury a time capsule in their backyard and open it 5 years later. They then break into tears realizing they have no backyard because they are orphans. They are now orange.

DON'T TOUCH MY DUCK, IT HAS A ONE DOLLAR BILL

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

Whats worse than not having cellphone service? Having sex unwillingly with a stranger then getting pregnant at the age of 13.

A obese woman, a anorexic woman and a average weight woman sit down to eat. They all have a good time.

A guy named John wanted to finish his life. Now he is dead

Why didn't the man stop at the stop sign? He was violently killed turning at the last intersection

Well, there's one way...

Chuck Norris can speak Japanese. Believe it or not he is actually multilingual, he speaks Spanish and French as well.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

I like my women like I like my coffee. Hot, black, liquid, and in a cup.

Why was the black man in the hotel so upset? I shit on his chest.

What happens when you catch a cold? You sneeze whenever you stand up.

Why did Rosie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus...

One day a priest walked into a prison to bring lost souls to the Lord.....Not his best idea.

A dog was barking at a tree

Q: What do you say to someone who makes fun of you and is bigger than you? A: Nothing, you just punch him in the toe and run away

God. God.

what's mouthwatering and smells like fish? salmon

Yanter, Look it up

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