How many of my Dad's "fishing buddies" have gone down to the basement for a "meeting", but never returned? 37 so far. I'm concerned. I seriously have never seen my dad fish. Pretty sure he doesn't own a fishing pole.

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A black man walks Into a bar.

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Two straight men walk into a gay bar and promptly forget why they went to a gay bar when they are both clearly heterosexual.

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What did the blind, deaf and dumb lady name her kid? Sebastion.

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How many raisins can you fit in a box? It depends on the size of the raisins and the box.

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River Ravi flows in which state? Liquid state.

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How does Cee Lo Green order extra ketchup? Can I have some more ketchup, please?

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What does it mean when you have big shoes? Either you were genetically born with big feet, or you are wearing sheos that are too big for you.

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What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What happened when Stephen Hawking tried to go down the stairs? He fell and suffered minor injuries.

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People spending hours typing nothing but cus words? Who does that?

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Hey, i just met you. And this is crazy! But im on bathsalts ! *GAUH* Your face looks tasty!! :D

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Paul walker: Breaks, stop Breaks: no

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Q. What did Michael Jackson say to the banana? A. Nothing, he's dead.

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How did the blonde die? Frogs teleported from the future and brutally murdered her with forks.

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What do bicycles and platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

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A spanish comedian walked into a bar. He was on time for his act.

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A man walked into a bar. He got a head trauma and committed suicide.

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What's the scariest thing about the dark? There's a black man in my bed.

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Why did the cat cross the road? To see its mom who was lying dead on the other side

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What do you call a polar bear in the desert? Bobby Marksson.

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Once you go black, you have a high chance of being in an interracial relationship.

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where did susan go durring the explotion? every where...

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in 2001 a man was working happily in his office cubicle and got an email from his boss saying that he had great news for him. filled with excitment he knew he was getting A big promotion and could finally afford that new toy his kid has always wanted. Feeling great the man walks up to the office window to enjoy the view he notices a very large commercial airliner flying straight towards his office.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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