- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

A man walked into his house He saw his wife having an affair with his teenage Gardner

What's wanted by none, wanted by one, and is worse than Terran Hansen? Brooke Colbert. Go you Jesse.

What do you call two grown Mexican men playing tennis? Two adults showcasing their talent in a friendly game of tennis.

my hand is a DOLPHIN!

what do you call a cat with no tail? smithers.

What do you get when you cross a horse with a house cat ? A law suit for animal cruelty

What do you get when you cross a rock and a paper bag? A rock inside of a paper bag.

What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retatrded

Once upon a time, there was a a loving couple. When they first kissed, the girl's heart skipped a beat, but it wasn't because of love. It was a heart murmur. She died. The end.

Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? He'd lost so much weight, due to AIDS.

Person 1: Why do Jews have big noses? Person 2: Why? Person 1: No, I was asking you that question. Person 2: ??!!

A retarded man waks ito aaa baar

Q: What's worse than spilling milk all over the floor? A: Cleaning up the milk you spilled all over the floor.

What do animals eat at the beach? Sandwitches

A grasshopper walks into a bar... Bartender: "hey we have a drink named after you!" Grasshopper: "What, Kevin?"

The man was so gay he grew breasts and got breast cancer.

Why didnt the guy eat cereal? Cause he didnt have any

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, and says nothing. Ducks are incapable of speech and therefore it would be physically impossible for a duck to say anything. Where the duck walks up to does not partake in the matter.

Whats better than winning gold at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. why;d the banana fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

What do you call a paralyzed man on a fishing boat? Robert

what starts with P and ends with u-b-e-s? Paul, can you brang me some priangles and the rest of my Rubik's cubes?

I just missed my bus. At least I haven't got cancer.

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