- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the goose cross the road? He was playing duck, duck, goose

A man was running from drug dealers When they had him cornered he ran towards the sun and died

What did the octopus say to the squid? Nothing, considering these two species can't speak.

three lesbians on a plane they were all responsible and had sex when they got home and not on the plane

What do you call a man that eats a sandwich? Hungry.

A bird flew into a cave and Batman said, "GET OOOUUUTTT!"

Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had Down-Syndrome.

How do you make a Child cry? Slaughter his dog and feed it to him convincing him its Chili

How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

amy baked 35 sugar cookies and ate 25, what does she have now? diabetes.

Why did the skeleton cross the road? It didn't. Anyone who would believe that is a complete moron.

Why can you punish cows but not fish? Because you can ground beef, but not fish!

How many men do you have to have sex with to show that you're gay? But, I'm a woman!

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A Mexican is a Mexican and a bench is a bench.

Roses are red Violets are blue Actually, no they're not. They're VIOLET. That's why they're called that. If they were blue, they would be called "Blues", or something of a similar nature. Don't be dumb.

why couldnt the polish people live in the outhouse? because the mexicans in the basement were too noisy

Why didn't the baby learn to walk? It got hit by a car.

Why was the man sad? Because he found his 80 year old mother had been raped and murdered in her home...

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

dry handjob

I dont have a girlfriend

Why did the woman scream when she saw her brother? Because he had just come back from fighting in the Iraq war and she was extremely happy to see that he's alright

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish.

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