- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

Knock knock who's there I killed your family

What's green and apple-y? You're gay.

A man walks into a bar... he is blind so it isn't funny

what did sandy say to mr krabs nothing squirles are not smart enough to make a air tank and go under water

A man walks into the doctor's office and says "Doc, I've been having the strangest dreams First I'm a tee pee, Then I'm a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam! What could be wrong with me?" The doctor looks at the man and says, "You have aids."

What did the cat say to the dog? - meow!

How do you get your girlfriend to become more enthusiastic about swallowing? Stick your dick in Ben & Jerry's Cherry Garcia ice cream.

Why is a frog green? Because it was born that way

You've been in robotics too long if you start talking to your tools. You've been in there way too long if they start talking back!

Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

Guy finds lamp in the desert and rubs it three times. No genie appears because there's no such thing as magic.

Looks like this is a puts on sunglasses Pair of sunglasses

What 2 differences does a potato have in common? They both have very thin skin.

Why was the black man escorted from the bar? Because the bartender was racist.

What happens when your first name is Newton? You get nicknamed NEWT

So I was making love to my cat the other day, and my pet dog comes in.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black And so was six because they were written with black pen

knock knock who's ther? chris chris who? JUST OPEN THE F***ING DOOR AND CHECK IT OUT

Why was the black man in the hotel so upset? I shit on his chest.

What do you call Justin Bieber having sex with a woman? Two people of the opposite gender having sex.

How many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

Two straight men walk into a gay bar and promptly forget why they went to a gay bar when they are both clearly heterosexual.

What's worse than taking a bite in an apple and finding a worm in it? Taking a bite and finding half a worm.

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