- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red My name is Dave This makes no sense MICROWAVE

Why are ther so many black people in the NBA? Because culturally Basketball is a very popular sport among a lot of African Americans, thus providing a lot of African Amercans to play Basketball professionally

I was going to write a racist joke but there was too many black people watching me.

Why didn't Jesus like Pizza? Because Pizza doesn't exist.

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How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

A Jewish man, a christian man, and a buddist man walk in bar, They all have to much to drink and are arrested for driving under the influence while trying to get back home.

What do you call a man named Cornelius? Well, he prefers to go by his middle name, Eric, because he was teased as a child for being named Cornelius.

Miscarriages.

What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you haven't already said twice.

why can stevie wonder drive? He's blind

knock knock whos there? your neighbor, dude im sorry but i swear i didnt see your kid on my drive way.

Last week, I visited the Virgin Islands. Now it's just called Islands.

What do you call a Mexican that doesn't have a lawn mower? An honest working induvidual that just so happens to live in the city and does not own a lawn mower

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

Q: what's red, green and goes over 100 miles per hour? A: a frog in a blender

An Asian walks into a bar. He has a few drinks, but makes sure not to have to many. He then drives home safely, and enjoys a good nights rest.

how many licks does it take to get too the tootsie center of a tootsie pop. Well it depends on how you eat it, there is always the option of biting it, so there is no defined answer, as well as ones lick might absorb more of the lollipop then another mans.

Ha! You're so gay that I respect the sexuality you were born with and I feel completely comfortable with, and happy for, you and your preferences.

What happened when the turkey jumped out of the airplane? It fell.

A comedian walks onto the stage. Antehumor.

An owl and a squirrel where siting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl then turned to the squirrel and said nothing... cos owls can't talk. The owl then eats the bird because it is a bird of prey

Roses are red, bikers are blur.....I love you ( drunk texting )

Why was little Sammy crying? because she had a frog stapled to her forehead

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