- Anti Joke

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

What's black and white and red all over? An interracial couple that has just been brutally murdered. If you see this, you should probably notify the local police so that they may investigate the situiation.

why did the boy fall off his bicycle? because his dad threw a refrigerator at him.

Why did Sally fall off the swingset? She had no arms. Knock ,Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

A priest, a rabbi and a scientologist walk into a bar. They discuss their various religious viewpoints until the scientologist gets a call informing him of his mother's death. The priest buys him a drink. Then the priest gets a call informing him of his mothers death. The rabbi buys him a drink. The rabbi gets a call. The scientologist expects it to be about the rabbi's mother dying, so he prematurely buys him a drink. It was actually the lottery commission telling the rabbi he won 48 million dollars.

A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His family receives the news and become the talk of the town. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk and leave. 2 hours later there's a newscast about two drunken men who died in a car accident. It wasn't them, the newscast about them came shortly after

How did the 8 year old child die? He was raped at the age of 7 and given the STD of AIDS. His clock then started as his family cried about his final days of his life.

Whats the difference between a black man and a banana? Banana's don't hijack planes.

What did the boy with arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Actually it is,how may i help you?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area.

What did the man do when the woman broke up with him? He changed his facebook status to single.

R: Caught my wife cheating the other night. P: You bitter? R: Yes. I am.

what did the girl get with her blueberry waffles? blue waffles.

Why didn't Johnny go to the party? He was aborted as a fetus

What do Bruce Lee and Michael Jackson have in common? They are both dead

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what do you call a mexican baptism? a bean dip

Knock knock. Who's there? Gestapo. Gestapo who? Your husband is dead.

Why was the man scared? Because he was being attacked by a giant tiger.

Why was the little boy crying? Because he had an undescended testicle