- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue life is a bitch and so are you

How can you tell the difference between a black man and a white man? Quite easily actually.

How do you blindfold an Asian person? Take a price of cloth and put it over his eyes

What goes in long and hard and comes out wet and sticky? A penis after orgasmic intercourse.

What do you get when you stab a four year old in the chest 57 times A dead body

what's black, white, and red all over? a penguin stuck in a blending machine

A Muslim man walks away from a populated area leaving his briefcase behind. After a few minutes he returns because he forgot his briefcase.

Moral: Sure, your number is the one that ends with 853 right? Do not reply if I am right. Moral2: BECAUSE TOP COMMENT... AND SERIOUSLY, THAT NUMBER BETTER END WITH 69 AFTER I CALL YOU! DO NOT REPLY

Roses are red Violets are blue This doesn't rhyme F*ck it

And the guy who played Trapper John on MASH wins the coveted 'Last Famous TV Person to Die in 2015' award!!! Woooooooo!!!!

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

a kid was running across the street. he just got hit by a truck

What happens when you mix bath salts, marijiuana, and crack cocaine and proceed to inject it into your body in some manner? You have one of the biggest trips of your life in which it will ware off and you will proceed with your life

why can't hellen keller drive? Because she is visually impared and there for it would not be safe for her to drive

Why does Stuart go to Zu Bar? Because he deals cocaine to his fellow raving companions

Roses are red Violets are FUCKING VIOLET NOT FUCKING BLUE

What do you get when you cross an African, a white person, an Asian and a Spaniard? Society's worst nightmare

Praise Paisley

There once was a man from Madrass, whose balls were made out of brass. This was incredibly embarrassing for him, and rendered him infertile and impotent, which in turn affected his relationships with women.

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Why do black people have white hands? Palms and soles are not in direct sunlight, and therefore less amounts of melanin are produced in those regions.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown Everything's brown Who shit on my flowers

A man in an airport asked me if i wanted my bag to be carry-on. So i said yes.

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