- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A woman walks into a bar. Since having equal rights, she too falls unconcious..... Several men walk toward the bar

What's young and not funny? Todays anti-joke writers.

Knock Knock! Who’s there? Alligator! I'm positively sure that Alligators are unable to talk, now please tell me who this is before I call the police.

vaginas are pretty!!!!

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Shark bait.

whats black and white? a zebra

Why did the Armadyl godsword penetrated full Bandos? Because the AGS went up its tassets

What do you call cat that is on fire? Nigel.

Why do basketball players wear bibs? They don't.

Q. What's better then a baby in a microwave? A. What the hell is wrong with you? Did your parents not love you enough when you were born? Everything is worse then a baby in a microwave! Besides the felony charges it is extremely wrong! Your going to hell.

I remember my grandfather's last words he said to me before he kicked the bucket...."Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo, time to go to Auschwitz.

Why did the man die a slow and painful death? Because he kept submitting stupid, recycled anti-jokes over and over; so, I killed him.

whats one plus one penis

Why did the man look in the mirror? To see his reflection.

Why did susie fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms... Why didn't she get up? She didn't have any legs... Why didn't anyone help her? She didn't have any friends. Then she died

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Man walks into a bar and goes, "Ouch!"

Coach walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says, i can't serve you. You aren't wearing pants. Coach says "put it on my bill."

What did Batman's mother say when it was time for dinner? Nothing, Batman's parents are dead.

So three hikers decide to face the deadly challenge of climbing Mount Everest. They were unaware of the risks, and were all brutally killed in an avalanche.

What happens when 4 friends throw an egg into oncoming traffic, they hit a fire hydrant!

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