What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

#Cutforbieber - Cole g.

What's flying and eats rocks? A flying rock eater

J.D. has 10 vaginas and 2 penis's

Roses are black, Violets are black, and I'm blind .

Q:where did the little kid go? A:wait, before or after i killed him

What's the diffrence between a hockey puck, and an african child? They're both black, but usualy african children aren't round!

why was the kid crying his dad is a alchoholic

You know how hitler wasn't accepted into the art school ? The teacher who didn't let him join was Jewish .

Chuck Norris is dead......

What does a camel wear at war? Camelflage

what did the asian father say to his son after getting a c+ on a test? son you are working hard and i know you will do well

A black man walks into a convienent store, pays for his stuff and leaves

I came up with one when my friend Sam told me the fortune from her Jone's Soda. A change of heart may lead to a new living environment, a change of heart may also lead to death.

How do you get a priest out of a tree? Throw a canoe at him.

What's big, moves around everywhere, and has four wheels? four TEENS on four wheelers

What's the difference between gun and penis? A child doesn't start to cry when gun shoots in its mouth.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What do you do with a dog with no legs? Take it for a drag.

what do you call a black man that sells drugs

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent

It's yellow and when you press the button, it becomes red... A baby chicken in a blender

Which way do 4 gay guys walk South then past the milkbar then around the corner

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