LA Police, Christine Collins called. She wants her son back.

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Who is gay and sits next to me in my architecture class? The same Griffin Kid.

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i love to lick...

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why didn't the girl show up for school? because she was dead

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Women's Rights

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A cowboy rides into town and stays the weekend but then leaves on Wednesday, how is this possible? He was alive for the weekend and died on Sunday, his body left on Wednesday. Now get a job and be happy with your life.

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If Selfish Sam has twelve cookies and Tricky Todd asks for three then how many cookies does sam have left? Twelve. Remember he's selfish

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Why did the robber wear a mask? Because he had eczema.

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What's better than fornicating two 4 year old twins? Killing their parents in front of them before you do.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken never made it across the road because it was hit by a car with a driver who is obsessed with abusing animals.

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Knock Knock! Whos there? The Game!

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dude... what would you do if i punched you in the face? i would pee on you

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What did the jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing.

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Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

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what is red, black, and blue all over? A horribly painted room.

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How did little Jimmy survive the 20 story fall? He couldn't he died from the last fall, aren't you paying attention?

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So a man walks into a bar and he says "Can i have two beers?" The bartender says "Sure, Budweiser or Heineken?" The man responds "Uhmm... which one do you prefer?" The bartender says "Heineken."

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sheriff Sheriff who? Sheriff Robinson your husband has died in a local car accident.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was high.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to prove he wasn't chicken

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How do you know if your friend is dead? You shoot him in the face!

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Why did the door close? Because I closed it.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

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