Friends are a lot like trees... ...they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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Why does Bugs Bunny have big ears? Because he's a rabbit

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Your grandma and your mom drove of a cliff, who survived? Both of them they didn't drive off a cliff

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Roses are red Violets are blue I gotta go to the bathroom

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What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill jail brake

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What do you get when you cross Winter Squash, Beets, Ham, Coffee, Spinach, Hexamine, Cadmium, Detergent, and some love? A bowl full of crap.

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Wanna here a good joke? Sure, but you spelled hear wrong.

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A rabbi,a priest and minister didnt walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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Why could't Jerry go to school on the Wednesday? Because he died on the Monday.

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How do you put a baby in a blender? Feet first, so you can see its expression. How do you get a baby out of a blender? With chips.

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Was that last joke funny? Well this one isn't.

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What's sicker than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill death ratio

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Why? Why Not?

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Whats worst then finding drugs under you brothers bed finding your dead cat under his bed whats worst then finding your dead cat under your brothers bed finding your dead Gran whats even worst then that the Holocaust

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what do you call a Palestinian with a large blade at the throat of an Israeli? a barber

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Farlingaye high school :L what a crap place!

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why was it sad that 3 men were crossing rail road tracks in a toyota and got hit by a train? they ruined the Toyota

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What do you call a boy with no arm and no legs in a fire? Screwed.

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What did michael say to sam? (pedo face) YEH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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mental kid

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why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

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Whats funnier then two babies falling off a cliff? 2 babies falling off a cliff

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Fire is red Water is blue Earth is brown Air is transparent

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Why don't gingerbread cookies have souls? Cookies don't have souls.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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