Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

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What's the difference between your mother and a prostitute? Nothing.

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how come bob felt 'under pressure'? because somebody dropped a dumpster on him

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Back in my day,we used to have Johnny Cash,Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Now we have higher divorce rates.

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What is Mary short for? She has no legs.

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Q: Whats the difference between a baby and a tire swing? A: I don't have a tire swing hanging in my backyard.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

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Why are ther so many black people in the NBA? Because culturally Basketball is a very popular sport among a lot of African Americans, thus providing a lot of African Amercans to play Basketball professionally

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Why was the Energizer Bunny arrested? He was found guilty of two acts of murder in the first degree.

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why is my phone broken i dropped it

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What do you call when you see a man murder 8 black guys? The police.

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Why did the black man fall asleep in the unemployment line? Well, he was dangerously fatigued from having weeped passionately the entire night in the arms of his wife after losing his high-earning job of 20 years and consequently finding out that his only daughter was in a tragic school bus accident.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Kelly Oh hi Kelly! Long time no see! I know! I've been my working fingers to the bone ever since I got that promotion and I barely have any free time! That must be tough. It is but it pays bills! Being a mother of three isn't a task for the faint of heart. Now Kelly,I was wondering how you thought of the remodeled kitchen....

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What did the Frenchman say to the Englishman? I don't know, I don't speak French.

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why did the giraffe cross the road? because my dad and his "fishing buddies" are having another "meeting" in the basement. I hear weird noises, and I haven't seen my little sister in weeks, since the last "meeting." Dad said she went to a special camp for little girls. I hear horrible noises.

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"Sh*t!" cursed the man. "You're such a potty mouth!" replied the unamused toilet.

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you know what hurts, a revolver bullet in your brain.

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin after being attacked by a man with a mace.

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What is funnier than an anti-joke? My SAT scores.

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What did the Cat get for Christmas? Nothing cats don't celebrate Christmas

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I wanted to burn alot of calories so i found a fat kid and set him on fire. :3

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What is blue and smells like the sea The ocean

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Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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