- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where do black guys sit in the bus? Enywhere theres a free seat

what do you do when your girlfriend gives you head while playing MW3? continue to play while politely asking her sister to make you a sandwhich

I have a gay camel

why was the blonde fired from the factory? she ate the maneger's fingers.

Why did I kill the Muslim because I'm smart

anti jokes r not funny, jk, thats a joke, i bet sum of u losers will like this cuz all of these jokes r horrible

What's the difference between Batman and a black man? Batman is a fictional superhero and a black man is an ordinary man of African descent.

this girl and guy were sitting on my couch turns out its my sister and her boyfriend and she just farted

your moms my other ride

What's round and cheesy? A cheese wheel.

Roses are yellow, violets are grey, I'm colorblind

What's 21 and pregnant? Ariana Grande

What did the mother say to her son? I have Leukemia.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? A: Get in the car.

How many christians does it take to change a light bulb? No one knows, by the time they finish unscrewing the burned out light, a hi-jacked plane crashes into them.

"what happened to the man that was walking along the cliff" he was found the next day dead with a seagull on his head.

A man walks into a bar and sees a woman starring at him, she seems attractive... he walks up to her and realizes that sheis quite mediocre if not even ugly. He proceeds to say "You'll do"

have safe sex

Q: what r u eating under there? A: underwear ewww thats nasty

Do you know why I'm bored???? No why are you bored Because I am

Whats the difference between a garage full of dead babies and a garage full of money? I don't have a garage full of money

There are two kinds of people: Those who have a life, and those who read anti-jokes

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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