Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!

A black man walks into a store with a gun. He is a policeman bringing in a murder weapon as part of his investigation.

Yo mamma's so fat, we are all seriously concerned for her health.

what is meaningless and not fun at all? that joke

how come bob felt 'under pressure'? because somebody dropped a dumpster on him

Why did the boy with cancer cross the road? He was hoping to get hit by a truck.

What is old and fancy and comes in two pieces? Marie Antoinette.

why can't James swim at 2010 summer ? because james died at 2009

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

Roses are red Violets are blue Peas are green Plums are purple Thieves are black

Q: how do u wake lady gaga up? A: you poke-poke poke her face.

Why was the boy hanging from the ceiling? He was sad

Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

What do you call a fridge? A Fridge

a turtle walks into a bar and eats everyone

What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you haven't already said twice.

Q: Why did James cry? A: Because he's an infant and still quite afraid of his surroundings

"Knock Knock," "Whos There?" "The Pizza Guy" "I hate pizza."

What do you get when you cross professor plum with a candle stick in the library? A dead prostitute. Try and be more careful next time.

What did the wall say to the other wall? I didn't say anything because it isn't living and it can't talk because it is impossible.

What is your view on school violence? I'm all for it.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend "I know. You need to quit gnawing when you're giving me a blow job."

Q: What did the Rapist say to the Little girl before they got in to the Van? A: Get In the Van

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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