Why did the young teenager cut class? To cut himself! Get it?! Its a pun!

why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted to get to the other side! why did the chipmunk cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken

what did the rabbi say to the priest? jesus christ, your breath stinks.

A blind man jumped out of the way as a car ran through the red light at a one way street.

a seal walks into a club.

Hitler wasn't that bad... He DID kill Hitler.

Logan's gay

Do you love me? No.

horses are burgers now ive got the flu watch out tescos because im gonna sue

What do babies suck on? juice boxes!

Q.what is worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.finding two worms.

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

If life gives you melons, you're probably dyslexic.

A girl cries as she drops a box of uncooked spaghetti noodles, spilling and breaking them onto the floor. She has brittle bone disease.

What happened when the zombie walked into the blonde lady convention? He went home hungry.

Once upon a time, The end.

Why did 16-year-old girl scream in the basement? She was being raped.

knock knock? who's there the stubt double vampire that's going to kill you;0

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you simply have a chicken joke WITHOUT it crossing the road

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

Yo mama so dumb that she got mediocre grades throughout highschool and college which explains her less than desirable financial situation

If George Washington was the first president, and Barack Obama is the latest, how old is my grandma?

A African americia and a Hispanic are in a car, who's driving? The police man

Why can't we see the wind? Because no one likes you...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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