Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Obamacare

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what did the mexican cop say to the mexican drug dealer? can i get some of that

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What did the priest say to the little boy? "Reading antijokes in rapid succession takes almost all humor from them."

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What's the difference between an ice cream cone and a pile of dead babies? I don't cum on the ice cream before I eat it.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he had poor coordination.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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world society

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A Mormon walks into a bar.

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A Jew walks into a furnace.. The bartender says "What'll you have?" The Jew wonders why there is a bartender in this furnace, then they die.

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What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - Could you please take a look at my neck it has been hurting there for several weeks now.

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Would anyone like to contribute to my slush fund?

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What did the depressed man get for his birthday? a rope

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Who is gay and sits next to me in my architecture class? The same Griffin Kid.

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What did the mormon say when he complemented the gay person? Nothing, because mormons hate gays.

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A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

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What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

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a jewish man walks into a wall with an erection. what hits first? his erection

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How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

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Hi Mum!!!!!!!!

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Alex watched his grandfather tear up as he told him the terrors of the Holocaust. Apparently killing Jews is hard on people.

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What is the difference between and Jew and a Boy Scout? The Boy Scout comes back from camp.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was heading to the funeral house to mourn his dead family.

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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