Why did the white guy sit on the bench while the black guys were playing basketball? His mother was calling, and his AP scores were coming in that day. Those scores were important to him.

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Why did the murder walk up to the lady in the car? It was his mom.

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Poop

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What'd the left nut say to the right nut? How's it hangin?

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Do you like fishsticks No

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What did the stick of butter say to the lemon? "I'm a stick of butter"

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Q: Who wants a chick with big breasts? A: Everyone apparently, because chickens are being genetically engineered that way because people are racist about what part of the chicken then want to eat. The white meat or the dark meat. Guess what? Now they can't walk because they are top heavy. And who's fault is that? The people who only eat the white meat.

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How does micheal Jackson know when it's bed time? When the big hand touches the little hand.

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Carl has 300 candy bars. He eats 295. What does Carl have? Diabetes. Carl has diabetes.

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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Jim bean takes out a can of- Let me guess- No.

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How many dead babies can you fit in my car? None, I don't allow anyone to put dead babies in my car.

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Anti-Joke is a silver bullet.

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vaginas are pretty!!!!

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Knock Knock! Who’s there? Alligator! I'm positively sure that Alligators are unable to talk, now please tell me who this is before I call the police.

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What's young and not funny? Todays anti-joke writers.

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Your existance.

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A woman walks into a bar. Since having equal rights, she too falls unconcious..... Several men walk toward the bar

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Why did the man look in the mirror? To see his reflection.

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whats one plus one penis

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Why did susie fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms... Why didn't she get up? She didn't have any legs... Why didn't anyone help her? She didn't have any friends. Then she died

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Why did the man die a slow and painful death? Because he kept submitting stupid, recycled anti-jokes over and over; so, I killed him.

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Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo, time to go to Auschwitz.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Anti Joke

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