why was the apple on the ground? because it fell

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If the best things in life are free, whats the hardest things in life? Death.

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What do you call a guitar with only one string? A guitar.

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A horse walks into a bar, it is then frightened and bucks a man in the chest. Animal control and an ambulance are promptly called. The horse is then taken to a stable, while the man is taken to the hospital where he later made a full recovery.

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Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

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Oh...okay, good.

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What is it too late to do? Apologize...

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What do you get if you cross an angle with an antelope? An anglelope.

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Chuck Norris screams in pain.

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Why don't you play cards with a cheetah? It will attack you.

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Did you see Stevie Wonder's new car? ....neither did he.

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Caroline Kelly.

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When life gives you lemons, you make grape juice and let the world wonder how you made it.

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So heres a scenario. You and your twin brother are Siamese twins. You are straight and your brother is gay. Your bother has a friend come over. You only have one butt....

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What is the difference between a pumpkin and a dead baby? There are thousands of differences between a dead human and the fruit of a pumpkin plant. One of them is that I didn't choke my wife to death with a pumpkin. Another is that pumpkins have a stem.

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If life gives you lemons, throw them at people.

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did you hear about the 2 car pile up by wal-mart? 50 mexicans dies

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What did one say to the other woman? I have a penis

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Q : What did the construction worker get for christmas? A: Nothing a building fell on him 3 days earlier

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So a rouge names creampiiemaker was walking in the vast lands of the arathi basin when a night elf druid with 585 stan and a resil rating of 6750 asked yo bro you wanna duel, the rogue asked with a grin on his face if the night elf was kidding, they then shook hands and went out to gold shire, village and dined on porridge made from the finest vendor, they then warsonged it up all night for mad honor points and got lap dances in gold shire tavern.

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A African americia and a Hispanic are in a car, who's driving? The police man

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What happened when the ugly girl asked her crush out on a date? He said yes. He found her personality quite attractive

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I'm HIV positive.

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How do you get a mexican to do the yard work faster? Offer him a 5% bonus.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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