There once was a man from Nantucket. He decided to sail to Portland. He cast off and was never seen again.

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Q: What is the differenc between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babys? A: I dont have a lamborghini my garage.

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WHY CANT THE ENGLISH MAN FIND HIS.....PANTS? BECAUSE HE NEEDED TO LOOK HARDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! LOOK HARDER ENGLISHMAN!!!!!!!!LOOK HARDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! yell this joke out loud and u will realize that its really funny!!! ^-^

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A muslim walks pass a bomb shop on his way to the international peace club.

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Q: How is a cloud like orange juice? A: Neither have wheels.

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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Why'd The Little Kid Drop His Ice Cream Cone? Because He Witnessed His Mom get Raped in front of his house by the man driving the ice cream truck and the realized that he was licking frozen semen......

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Q. Whats long and and can drip out fluids? a tap.

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Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

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Tell my wife I died doing what I love... Not her

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A black man and a white man and a chinese man are sitting together: Cultural Diversity.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being dragged to his death by an 18 wheeler.

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A duck walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "What'll it be?" The duck says that he should get his doctor on the phone because his hullucinations are getting worse.

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How Many R's are in Terrence? two, how could there be 6?

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A typical out-door activity.

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What do you call a black woman that flys a plane? - a pilot...

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What did the tree say to the other tree?....nothing cause trees can't talk!

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Your mother is so fat, that recent test results have proved she is morbidly obese.

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Q: What do you get when you cross an alcoholic and a sex addict? A: A baby

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A black guy. A Jew and a dyke died in a plane crash!:) Who was flying? ....why would you be wondering that when you should be wondering why i put a smile-face beside the details of the crash..

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see.

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Why can't vampires go out in the sun? Becuase they don't exist.

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A dyslexic man hears a joke, and laffs.

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Youre mom is so dead...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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