- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call one white guy surrounded by 10 BIG black guys? The most common NFL Offence

why couldn't Hellen Keller scream when she fell of a building? She was wearing mittens.

What did King Tut say when he got scared? How would I know? It was over a thousand years ago.

I have Alzheimer's, i pee out gold, racoons

Obese penguin. It died of a heart attack.

Why was the black man holding the knife in such a particular manner? Because he was getting dinner ready for his family.

what's black, white, and red all over? a penguin stuck in a blending machine

Moral: Sure, your number is the one that ends with 853 right? Do not reply if I am right. Moral2: BECAUSE TOP COMMENT... AND SERIOUSLY, THAT NUMBER BETTER END WITH 69 AFTER I CALL YOU! DO NOT REPLY

Who kille the Mockingbird? George Bush: i wish i could know the answer for this question, but belive me i am thinking.

How can you tell the difference between a black man and a white man? Quite easily actually.

And the guy who played Trapper John on MASH wins the coveted 'Last Famous TV Person to Die in 2015' award!!! Woooooooo!!!!

What goes in long and hard and comes out wet and sticky? A penis after orgasmic intercourse.

Roses are red Violets are blue This doesn't rhyme F*ck it

A Muslim man walks away from a populated area leaving his briefcase behind. After a few minutes he returns because he forgot his briefcase.

How do you blindfold an Asian person? Take a price of cloth and put it over his eyes

Roses are red Violets are blue life is a bitch and so are you

What do you get when you stab a four year old in the chest 57 times A dead body

What happens when you mix bath salts, marijiuana, and crack cocaine and proceed to inject it into your body in some manner? You have one of the biggest trips of your life in which it will ware off and you will proceed with your life

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Roses are red Violets are FUCKING VIOLET NOT FUCKING BLUE

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

Praise Paisley

a kid was running across the street. he just got hit by a truck

why can't hellen keller drive? Because she is visually impared and there for it would not be safe for her to drive

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