- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Muslim? -You can research and find several similarities and differences, but I will not go into detail about them.

What's worse than taking a bite in an apple and finding a worm in it? Taking a bite and finding half a worm.

A brunette, redhead, and blond were on a road trip. Their car broke down in the middle of the desert. The redhead offered to get help down the road, but never returned. The blond and brunette walked the direction the redhead went, but died four days later of heat exhaustion.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms

how did i know i had a new puppy?...... i found out when i was scraping it off my truck tire

ring ring,Who is? you'r face.you'r face how?you'r but hole face.

what is the difference between batman and a black guy. bat man is white

Whats black, yellow and white? my wives

Knock Knock! Who's there? Santa isn't real.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I´ll give anything to be screw by you.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman

Whats really down a black hole? I don't know...The last person to go down one never came back because he died of AIDS.

What did the tourist in Africa get? AIDS

Why did the boy jump off a bridge? Because he saw it on tv

knock knock who's there? dave dave who? dave suddenly burst into tears as his grandmothers altzimers became so serious she forgot his name

What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

Why did the chicken get taken into the kitchen? If u dont get this you need to go b ack to school

So, a boy walks into a baker's shop and asks for a loaf of bread. The man says "do you want white or brown?" The boy says "oh, I don't mind, I've got my bike outside."

Why did the bird fall. Its tree got cut down.

What do you call a gay couple with jobs and a kid?? Responsible.

Two children decide to bury a time capsule in their backyard and open it 5 years later. They then break into tears realizing they have no backyard because they are orphans. They are now orange.

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

Whats worse than not having cellphone service? Having sex unwillingly with a stranger then getting pregnant at the age of 13.

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