- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Abraham lincoln do after getting assassinated? Certainly not riding a bike thats for sure.

whats the stage after cancer? you die

Did you know that in the country of Nigeria, every minute, 60 second passes?

Once you go black, you have a high chance of being in an interracial relationship.

Why did the man get ran over by th STREET? Because he crossed the TURTLE!

What do you call a three-legged cheetah? Crippled.

How many chickens does it take for a cow to count on Tuesday? The same reason a horse got fired for seven plus one blue red green.

Q.Why did Beethoven kill his chicken? A. It had contracted a serious illness. He had killed it as an act of mercy.

Knock Knock Opens door Hi John, you got here right on time!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens don't have the cognitive capacity to reason. So you'd never know

Can I ask you a question? You just did

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a bad chicken and it burned in hell.

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

So yesterday I went to find a pair of camo pants, And I did

Why did the child cross the road? Her parents were abusing her and she wanted to get hit by a car.

A man walked into a bar. He got a head trauma and committed suicide.

Student: This guy is bothering me! Teacher: And you expect me to do something about it?

(This poem is written by a dog) Roses are gray Violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

What's similar about a fish and an eagle? They can both fly, except for the fish.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house Knock knock Who's there? The chicken

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. I ate it.

Q: What did the pony say when it had a sore throat? A: "I have throat cancer and only have six weeks to live."

so....a guy is sitting on the couch looking out his living room window and a cab pulls up and honks..he says to himself, "wow that was quick, i just called for the cab 5 minutes ago!"

What's the difference between a black guy and a bench. A bench is wooden while a black guy has a human body composed of mostly water.

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