- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy laughing? Because

- What do you call a black pirate? + A Nig-ARRRRRRRRRR - No, a pirate you fucking racist

What did the retarded asian dolphin eat for breakfast? A big bowl of shit

What do Bruce Lee and Michael Jackson have in common? They are both dead

Why did the baby stop crying? It had been smothered to death by it's sleep- deprived single mother.

Your mother is so nice, I saw her while grocery shopping and we pleasantly chatted. She also remembered my name and invited me to come over sometime and have a snack.

Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who practices the Jewish religion. A pizza is an italian dish consisting of dough, cheese, and tomato sauce.

Why was the man whistling? He was calling his friend.

why did the fat lady hop on one foot,because she lost the other foot to diabetes. ?

What the hell are you doing?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Losing a family member in 9/11.

A man walks into a bar, he begins drinking and returns home visably drunk. His family disowns him as he is a recovering alchoholic who was three months sober.

A couple was arguing about how the man was cheating and he was in "The Doghouse". There clever son pointed out that they didn't own a dog.

How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Being raped with a cheese grater.

What do you get when you cross a lamb and a pigeon? You get your house taken away.

A person from Singapore eats

What is big, red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Blond answers: Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat............?

The WNBA.

Yo momma's so ugly. Most people do not enjoy looking at her

Nickelback

How much wood would Chuck Wood have if Chuck Wood could have wood? None, Chuck Wood has E.D.

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