- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!

what is meaningless and not fun at all? that joke

Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

What is your view on school violence? I'm all for it.

Q:Whats worse than you touching yourself at night A: The holocaust

Q: What did the Rapist say to the Little girl before they got in to the Van? A: Get In the Van

What did the wall say to the other wall? I didn't say anything because it isn't living and it can't talk because it is impossible.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend "I know. You need to quit gnawing when you're giving me a blow job."

What do you get when you cross professor plum with a candle stick in the library? A dead prostitute. Try and be more careful next time.

"Knock Knock," "Whos There?" "The Pizza Guy" "I hate pizza."

A person who doesn't know hungarian is trying to read the next sentence. Sajnos nem érti, mivel nem tud magyarul.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house... Knock knock Who's there? The Chincken

how many licks does it take to get too the tootsie center of a tootsie pop. Well it depends on how you eat it, there is always the option of biting it, so there is no defined answer, as well as ones lick might absorb more of the lollipop then another mans.

a 10 year old walks into a bar and orders a beer, he is then escorted out because you are not aloud to be under 21 years old to be in a bar

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

What did the man say to the man with no head? You have no head

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm wearing pants and I'm hungry

Q: How do you make sweet sexy love to cow and make her come several times and then have her lick your stick clean without nobody ever finding out? While secretly keeping her as your girlfriend forever? A: Wouldn't you like to know...

Q. Did you hear about the gay guy that's on the patch? A. yeah, that's a really big step, quitting smoking is tough

Why was the boy laughing? Because

- What do you call a black pirate? + A Nig-ARRRRRRRRRR - No, a pirate you fucking racist

What do you call a black person on a bike? A cyclist.

What do you get if you mix a Bulldog and a Shih Tzu? A new breed of dog.

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