- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

If a guy has a sex change what is the first thing he would say? Boobies!

How many days did abraham lincoln take a crap for? Turquoise because pancakes cannot fly without wings during the summer unless giraffes smell pineapple on tuesday.

Man is even more eager to copulate than a donkey – his purse is what restrains him

How many dead babies fit in a car? Ask Casey Anthony, she'll probably know.

Why did the kid eat his homework because the teacher said it was a piece of cake

Hey "Oren" its Red, sorry but I got to go now. How you been doing? Kinda missed you over here. So you actually care about how you sound now?

Scrub that muck off at once Hubert Cumberdale!

What do people and jelly beans have in common? Nothing. One is a living creature, and the other is a tasty treat.

Why did 5 members of the Al-Qaeda walk into the bank? To make 5 seperate cash withdrawals

A Priest, a Rabbi and an Imam all get on the same flight. About half-way through an engine begins to smoke and stutters to a halt. Fortunately, the pilot has been trained for these situations and lands the aircraft safely.

A man walks into a bar. He drinks.

What did the snowman put on his head? Nothing; snowmen are inanimate.

andrew wagner

Black...

Daddy look! Roses! No son, those are rhododendrons... Daddy how do you spell rhododendrons? Uh... never mind son those are roses. So... Daddy how do you spell roses? Son, never mind that is a dog. So daddy how do you spell... SHUT UP! Moral: I put a spell on you.

being drunk in a mall sounds like it would be alot of fun . . . . . . . but that is public intoxication and that is against the law

"knock knock?" ITS 2012 WE HAVE DOOR BELLS!!!

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family

two tomatos walked over the road and..... just kidding tomatos can't walk.

a mother: my little boy always asks me to take him to see dinosaurs...but they are extinct. me: take him to a museum you dumb bitch!

Q: whats worse than finding a worm in your apple A: the holocaust

How do u get Hitler out of a car? You open the door.

roses are red violets are blue i like elephants

your mom is so stupid she has a low iq

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??