- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man scared? Because he was being attacked by a giant tiger.

A African americia and a Hispanic are in a car, who's driving? The police man

Why can't we see the wind? Because no one likes you...

knock knock? who's there the stubt double vampire that's going to kill you;0

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

If George Washington was the first president, and Barack Obama is the latest, how old is my grandma?

Why did 16-year-old girl scream in the basement? She was being raped.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you simply have a chicken joke WITHOUT it crossing the road

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

What happened to Dave when he walked across the road? He got hit by a car and died... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Dave...

Kefka > Sephiroth

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My face isn't long relative to the others of my species, it is actually quite normal."

What did the downsyndrome get for christmas? Aborted

If I had xray vision I'd go to a black jack table and when the dealer dealt everyone there cards I would look at the hot girls boobs

My girlfriend said she doesn't like anti jokes and now i'm single ha ha just kidding.... she's dead

If it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck, its probably a turtle.

Why was the man whistling? He was calling his friend.

why was the boy sad? because his mom just punched his hamburger

A boy walk in. What did you think I was gonna add "into a bar"? Also, boys under the age of 21 aren't allowed to drink.

Why did George smoke weed? Because he was depressed after his wife died and couldn't get over the fact that he would be lonely forevermore.

Why was the dinosaur laughing so hard? He heard a very humorous joke

Yo mama's so fat that she needs substantially larger clothes than most other people

Sometimes I wonder; why is that frisbee getting closer? Then it hits me. Someone just threw a frisbee at me.

Why didn't the blonde eat bacon? She was Jewish, and it was against her religion.

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