There were three men walking across the road and it started to rain

Why couldn't the elephant ride a bike? Because he had no thumbs...

What is worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

Why wouldn't someone want to work in the mining industry? Their dad died in the mines.

An Asian walks into a bar. He has a few drinks, but makes sure not to have to many. He then drives home safely, and enjoys a good nights rest.

Hey, did u know that diarrhea is hereditary? It runs in your jeans By: Trey & Trenton of Texas

A man walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

One time at band camp.............tha'ts it........

What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? Women.

What is brown and woody? Brown wood.

My wife made me a sandwich

Whats worse than having aids...... Being in school

Seargent: Quick seal off all the exits so he cant get away. Private: OK 2 minutes later Private: He escaped sir Seargent: What, how Private: through one of the entrances

What was so sad about the white woman who dropped her Starbucks? It fell on her baby in a nearby stroller giving it third degree burns, disfiguring its face.

What do you get when you hit a deer? A dead deer, which you should probably take home to eat - wouldn't want it to go to waste.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

I went to Nebraska and saw a dead squirrel

How do you piss off a teacher? Accuse them of being a pedophile

Q: What is black and can't support a family? A: A bowling ball

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit him with an ax.

Why did you fall? Because of my buttcrack.

a man was walking out side to get the news paper what happened next he picked up the newspaper

The Holocaust? What's worse than finding a worm in your apple.

Q. What did the black lawyer say to the rabbi? A. We're both highly educated professionals.

Anti Joke

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