- Anti Joke

Your mom is so fat that when she wears a yellow raincoat outside, people notice a rather large woman who is enjoying the weather and wearing a yellow raincoat.

If the best things in life are free, whats the hardest things in life? Death.

What do you call a guitar with only one string? A guitar.

Someone stopped playing Skyrim.

whats big and green, andif it falls from a tree , it can kill you? a golfcourse

Why did the car fall of the cliff? The dude driving the car was driving recklessly.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

why did the one armed, bearded man, in a wheelchair go to the mall ? He wished to purchase yogurt and Tiger woods 2007 for the ps2

Why don't you play cards with a cheetah? It will attack you.

A horse walks into a bar, it is then frightened and bucks a man in the chest. Animal control and an ambulance are promptly called. The horse is then taken to a stable, while the man is taken to the hospital where he later made a full recovery.

What is it too late to do? Apologize...

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

What do you get if you cross an angle with an antelope? An anglelope.

Did you see Stevie Wonder's new car? ....neither did he.

When life gives you lemons, you make grape juice and let the world wonder how you made it.

What is the difference between a pumpkin and a dead baby? There are thousands of differences between a dead human and the fruit of a pumpkin plant. One of them is that I didn't choke my wife to death with a pumpkin. Another is that pumpkins have a stem.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's bad about 4 asians getting shot? A: There could've been five

Why did the purse kill a circus yeast? Secks

Q- what the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? A- The Wheelchair

why was the apple on the ground? because it fell

Roses are red Violets are blue Buttercups are yellow Thats about it