- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you give a Jew an iPhone? He says thank you and gives you a hug.

A bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "Can I have... ...a beer." The bartender asks, "What's with the large pause?" To which the bear replies, "I have... ...a speech impediment."

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Walking.

How Many R's are in Terrence? two, how could there be 6?

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "What'll it be?" The duck says that he should get his doctor on the phone because his hullucinations are getting worse.

What do you call a black woman that flys a plane? - a pilot...

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being dragged to his death by an 18 wheeler.

Why'd The Little Kid Drop His Ice Cream Cone? Because He Witnessed His Mom get Raped in front of his house by the man driving the ice cream truck and the realized that he was licking frozen semen......

What did the tree say to the other tree?....nothing cause trees can't talk!

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A typical out-door activity.

A black man and a white man and a chinese man are sitting together: Cultural Diversity.

Q. Whats long and and can drip out fluids? a tap.

Tell my wife I died doing what I love... Not her

Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

Your mother is so fat, that recent test results have proved she is morbidly obese.

Why can't vampires go out in the sun? Becuase they don't exist.

If Selfish Sam has twelve cookies and Tricky Todd asks for three then how many cookies does sam have left? Twelve. Remember he's selfish

A dyslexic man hears a joke, and laffs.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see.

A black guy. A Jew and a dyke died in a plane crash!:) Who was flying? ....why would you be wondering that when you should be wondering why i put a smile-face beside the details of the crash..

i love to lick...

Who is gay and sits next to me in my architecture class? The same Griffin Kid.

Q: What do you get when you cross an alcoholic and a sex addict? A: A baby

LA Police, Christine Collins called. She wants her son back.

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