- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Stones cannot fly. Humans cannot fly either. Therefore.. I wish I didn't get AIDS...

a dog ate my homework but then he returned it on the lawn

Q-how did the blind man cross the road? A-with a guide dog

And the girl said: "I'll be ready in 2 hours!"

If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Roses are red Violets are blue Cabbage

Roses are red Violets are too I am color blind How about you

Q:What did sandy say to spongebob A:Nothing they were both crushed by the water pressure of being at the bottom of the ocean ni,gger

What has 4 eyes and cant see? Mississippi

Evidently, in order to get any person of an object (most notably a swing) you must hit them with some form of large and/or sharp object.

What's funnier than throwing a baby off a bridge? Everything, if you think that's funny, you're a terrible person.

What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? You would still call them the Flintsones

Chuck Norris doesnt need air to live, Air needs chuck Norris to live. Actaully that statment is a fallacy because it would be fatal to not breathe

Person 1:"Knock Knock" Person 2: Whos there.... Wait why did you literally say the words "Knock Knock" Person 1: I have no idea

A black man walks into a KFC. He buys a bucket of chicken, then distributes it to several homeless men he supports off of his meager income because he knows their situations are much worse than his.

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Walking.

What happens when you give a Jew an iPhone? He says thank you and gives you a hug.

Why does a man wake up every morning to do the same job over again? Because, wait... what the heck kind of a question is that?

Roses are red Violets are blue Actually, no they're not. They're VIOLET. That's why they're called that. If they were blue, they would be called "Blues", or something of a similar nature. Don't be dumb.

A bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "Can I have... ...a beer." The bartender asks, "What's with the large pause?" To which the bear replies, "I have... ...a speech impediment."

When life gives you melons. You're not dyslexic because you can probably tell the difference between a lemon and melon because they look so different.

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