A black man walks into a bar. His parents were immigrants from South Africa.

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Why did Bob fall over? He was impaled by a narwhal. -BG

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If Chuck Norris were to roundhouse you. Then something previously happened before the altercation, that caused tension.

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what did the bug say when it got ran over by a car? NOTHING, bugs can't talk

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Q:What do African American men call the Internet? A:The Internet

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Why couldnt the black guy swim? He couldn't swim because he had no parental figures growing up. His dad was part of a gang and his mom was a crack addict. He had noone to teach him how to swim.

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Nero I know I am being a selffish bastard, but please let me speak with you for ten more minutes or so, I am sorry but its like part of me do not believe its you, we all saw your corpse, attended your funeral, please stick with me, I just feel flustered vulnerable and stupid.

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Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the other side Why did the lollipop cross the road ? It was stuck to the chicken's head Why did the chicken commit suicide ? He couldn't get the lollipop off its head

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Knock Knock. - Whose there? ... ... ... ... Damn kids.

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Why was the boy's face red? He put his cat in a blender.

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What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? The black man has a family of four and is working 12 hours a day at a minimum wage job to afford the high rent, the utility bills, and to buy the pizza to feed his family.

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ass.

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I scream. You scream. We all scream. Because there is a rapist in the room.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap ...in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations])That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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minorities.....

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Will there be love in your future? Click the hand with the love-line that is closest to yours

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What do you call a black man on steroids? Strong.

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Caca.

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What did the biscuit say when he saw his friend get run over? Oh my god. Dave, are you ok? Somebody call an ambulance.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Poetry is hard And so is wood

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What color is red paint? Red

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I'll have a chocolate milkshake, hold the onions.

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Why did the crack addict see colors. He was looking at the northern lights

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