Whats worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings Whats worse than 2 bee stings? A car crash Whats worse than a car crash? 3 bee stings

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White men's rights

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whats 69+2? 71

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The government

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Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Guess no ones home.

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Why does Santa Clause eat cookies? Because cookies not part of a balanced diet.

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What did one wardrobe say to another wardrobe? Clothes.

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Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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You just wasted time of your life reading this, and perhaps even more wasted time thumbing this down.

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What do you get if you pour water over a firework? A wet firework

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Nick Cannon

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Q.why did the woman die A.she left the refrigerator door open then left the kitchen

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A black man and a white man are in a car. Which one is driving? A person who is legally allowed and physically capable of operating and automobile.

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Q: Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? A: A burglar

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stuarts mum

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Hey I'm You're mother..... Haha Jk you're adopted

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why couldn't Hellen Keller scream when she fell of a building? She was wearing mittens.

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What's greasier than a baby? A burger

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What did the black guy say to the slave driver. Nothing, slavery no longer exists.

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What did the dad say when the irresponsible goth problem child asked for a gun Yes

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why couldn't the man open the window? he had no hands due to his time serving the USA in vietnam

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A blonde walks into a bar. Shes now in a coma.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wioFUrwny1c

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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