- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the daddy hamster say to the baby hamster? Nothing. Male hamsters eat their young.

What's worse than losing $100 at the racetrack? Losing at Russian Roulette

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Me. May I come in?" "Yes, you may."

What do you get when you cross a turkey with a turtle? A bunch of nosy ass people wondering wtf you're doing.

Why did Kelliintheraw get punched in the face? Because she is a dumbass

What sinks quickly to the bottom of a river? Your dead parents.

How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Let's ride bikes!

roses are red violets are blue a pyschorapist just ate me refrigerator

I tried frying some fish today, and it started sizzling at me. I took it as a direct threat and started yelling at the stove. Eventually it stopped and dinner was ruined, but I was proud of myself for winning.

Justin Bieber

5 Christians, 4 Arabs, 3 Jews, and a Monkey are locked in a room with sticky bombs, hand grenades, a bible, and some bananas. What do they do? play scrabble

Wanna know how to confuse a blonde? No. I wanna know which way you would prefer to die.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was wandering because he was lost and got hit by a car in the process.

what did steven hawking say to the prostitute? Nothing, he is unable to speak, he needs help from his word speaker thing.

Why did the racecar driver lose his driver's license? He crashed into an orphanage.

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

What do grass and cows have in common? They both say "moo" except for grass

What do you call Batman and Robin after they are run over by a steam roller? Dead

Ebola

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit him with an ax.

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

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