Q.) How do you make a whore blush? A.) Tell her she has pretty eyes.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible because orange's can't talk. Oh. It's Jim, I need to borrow your lawnmower.

why did jonathan not get any presents for the holiday?because it was the 4th of July

Why did the blond check your phone? AIDS

A blonde walks into a bar ouch

What did the blondes left leg say to her right leg? Nothing they haven't met yet.

What do you get when you cross George Bush and Barack Obama? Presidents.

"I never want to see you again!" shouted Stevie Wonder to the genie in the bottle, as a young boy.

Knock-knock. Who's there? Doorbell repairman. ym

Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

Q: What did the Black Man say to the Mexican Fellow Guy? A: Hello.

What did james say on his bitrhday? There was no birthday because he was aborted but he said ''crunch'' anyway

Kid 1: Hey, guess what? Kid 2: Your MOM! HAHA! Kid 1:... My mother died two months ago from brain cancer after being shot in the head while fighting for our country in Iraq... Kid 2:.... um.. Your mom...?

knock knock whose there? my penis.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jahova's witnesses.

What did Helen Keller name her pet dog? dfhiwueghweigw

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A black man walks into a bar The bartender tells him they don't serves blacks The black mans calls the Police and the bartender is arrested for Discrimination

So three nazis walk into a B.A.R

sean punches bryce in the face, sean then says ow you just punched me in the face. that hurt

Why did the penis enter the vagina? They were trying for a baby

Have you ever seen a dinosaur? No

Why did everyone want to hang out with the mushroom? They didn't. In fact the mushroom's social anxiety had developed to the stage that he had frequent contemplations of self-harm and is in serious need of extensive therapy.

One day a man woke up and decided that he was going to do something with his life. He then got a haircut, took a shower and bought a nice new suit. After that he went home and cleaned up his whole house and invited his parents, that were not very close with him, over for dinner.An hour and thirty minutes before his parents got there, he went to the store to pick up some food to prepare for the very important dinner. On the way home he see's a homeless man walking on the side of the road. The man felt bad for him because he was poor so he gave him $10. He then proceeded home to make the dinner. The dinner turned out very well and he went to bed a better man.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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