- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many dirty stinkin apes does it take to put in a lightbulb? 3 dirty stinkin apes, 1 dirty stinkin ape to put in the lightbulb and 2 dirty stinkin apes to throw feces at each other

Roses are red Violets are blue Peas are green Plums are purple Thieves are black

What is old and fancy and comes in two pieces? Marie Antoinette.

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

Q: how do u wake lady gaga up? A: you poke-poke poke her face.

Why was the boy hanging from the ceiling? He was sad

why can't James swim at 2010 summer ? because james died at 2009

Why did the boy with cancer cross the road? He was hoping to get hit by a truck.

What do you call a fridge? A Fridge

Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

how come bob felt 'under pressure'? because somebody dropped a dumpster on him

A black man walks into a store with a gun. He is a policeman bringing in a murder weapon as part of his investigation.

roses are red violets are blue we're having sex cause i'm stronger than you

Yo mamma's so fat, we are all seriously concerned for her health.

Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

what is meaningless and not fun at all? that joke

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!

"Knock Knock," "Whos There?" "The Pizza Guy" "I hate pizza."

What do you get when you cross professor plum with a candle stick in the library? A dead prostitute. Try and be more careful next time.

Q:Whats worse than you touching yourself at night A: The holocaust

What did the wall say to the other wall? I didn't say anything because it isn't living and it can't talk because it is impossible.

Q: What did the Rapist say to the Little girl before they got in to the Van? A: Get In the Van

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house... Knock knock Who's there? The Chincken

What is your view on school violence? I'm all for it.

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