Why are pigs smelly ? Because a cucumber can't walk.

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i have a six pack.... of crayons......... just kidding i ate two of them

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What's worse than biting into a worm and finding an apple? Why would you bite into a worm?

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What did the black boy find on his doorstep A package from his grandparents in Australia

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Why does it take longer to build a Blonde snowman as opposed to a regular one? The trip to find a blonde wig suitable for a snowman, especially if you are picky and have a certain wig in mind, generally takes up more time than not searching for a wig at all.

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Why did Sally flunk math? Because she didn't achieve the passing grade which is 60 percent or greater. She might need some tutoring in order to master the concept of the lessons to which she has difficulty solving.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Put her in a circle and tell her to sit in the corner.

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How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died.

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What's cooler than living on the sun? Everything, because the sun is the hottest entity in the entire universe. Plus, who'd want to live on the sun?

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pauls tuck

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Why did Jake fall off his bike? His mom threw a fridge at him.

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Why couldnt the dog bark? The dog didnt exist.

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? Because she had no arms... Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

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Police Officer: Please step out of the car, sir Jimmy: Xbox...

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Your momma's so fat that she is at risk for heart disease and diabetes.

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Why was Billy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Whats the difference between a Corvette and a dead bag of babies. -there's not a Corvette in my garage

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chuck norris

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where are the maternaty clothing in walmart???? The C section

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Yo momma is so ugly, that your father can no longer stand her. They are getting divorced.

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I used to tell people: step on my foot on purpose and ill FUCKlNG BREAK YOURS! Then I Evolved.. friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: Thumb me down or step on my foot if only on mistake, and I will break off both your legs and ram them up your ASS!

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A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

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What worse that punching a baby? Stabing one.

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whats yellow? lots of things.

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Anti Joke

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