-What did the old lady have for dinner? -Dementia

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Me Neither.

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what do you call a kid in a wheelchair? . handicapped.

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Q. How do you make time fly? A. It is highly impossible to make time fly for there is 24 hours in a day, 60 minutes in an hour, and 60 seconds in a minute so therefore the time flows how it should and we do not have such power to do it even though many people claim they do when they know they really don't

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Why did the chicken cross the road. Because most living organisms eventually cross some form path that is commonly known as a road. Roads are hard asphalt that is very good for cars and other wheeled road licensed vehicles.

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A plane is going to land at 3:30, if the monkey is holding a gun how does the bus driver commite suicide 12, because the laywer attacked the dyslexic man.

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Two guys walk into a bar the third guy ducks

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Why is a bulldog so aggressive Because it was raised for dog fights in basements Dog fights aren't right kids, and you should never get involved but if you find yourself in the cage fighting one of the dogs, you should really think about how you got there.

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The latter three thousand pages of this website.

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I forgot my joke about gamblers, but i bet you would have loved it!

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HAHA i just read a joke!!! and i liked it! :D to bad you dont know what page it was on... wanna know?... YOUR..... #1 LALALA

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What did the kid with cancer get for christmas? Hope.

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Why is Michael Jackson bad at the piano? Because he is dead.

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Why did the kid get hit by the bus? He was in the road.

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Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He crossed the road to get to a podium. He then made a lond speech about how chickens should be able to cross a road with out having their motives questioned.

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A man walks into a bar, but it was a gay bar, and the man was a homosexual so he stayed and had fun then later that night he went home to his girlfriend

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A dirty joke Three white horse's are walking down a trail one falls in the mud

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I killed someone on minecraft.

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I once met a man named Steve. I said, "Hello."

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Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of 5

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What's worse than finding out you have cancer? Not much, that would not be so great.

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How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a white elephant? No there is no such thing as a white elephant gun. You take it's trunk, then strangle it until it turns blue. Then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue The mothership came and your did a whole lot of scam

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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