- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: yugdyijgdripgdghd A: sorry I'm retarted. I don't know wtf I'm doin

whats the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on the trampoline

Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy says "I’m lonely. I wish my friends were back here."

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to severely injure a human.

Whats the difference between babies and a dart board? Dart boards dont bleed

why are marcos hands all swetty. he just got done giving a hand job to joe.

Why does the cow eat grass? A: Because it's green. (Cows are colorblind)

Q: why did the boy cross the road A: because he was being chased by a pedophile

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Banana you glad I didn't say 'Orange?'"

Roses are read Vilots are blue, I have a gun, Now get out of my house!!!

When life gives you lemons, sell them. Rejoice in your free money.

YEAH WELL SMELL YOUR BREATH U BELLEND

Why did Lance Armstrong lose the race? Which race?

Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Did you know that Helen Keller had a swing set? neither did she.

How do you make someone laugh at a funeral? Laughing gas How do you make someone cry at a birthday party? Tear gas How do you make someone high at a wedding? - - - - - - - - - - - - - - There are many ways to get high in a wedding. Gas is not the only option.

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when i jump on a trampoline.

Colon Right Parentheses For all of the confused people out there that's :)

the story below is a truee story...unfortunately!!!!!!!!! :'(

Hey, Max!!

What's worse than a gay joke? Their emotional repercussions, leading to a lack of self-esteem, which eventually drives the homosexual to commit suicide, leaving behind a now destroyed family.

Q. What's brown and sticky? A. A stick.

Why did the kid eat his homework because the teacher said it was a piece of cake

HITLER IS SO SEXY I WOULD PAY A MILLION DOLLARS TO HAVE SEX WITH HIS DEAD HOT BODY WHENEVER I THINK ABOUT HIM I SPRAY MY SEMEN ALL OVER MY JEWISH SLAVES YUMMY HITLER JUST MAKES ME WANT TO BITE HIS ROTTING PENIS OFF AND FORCE IT IN THE EYE SOCKET OF A JEWISH PERSON AND THEN I CUM IN HIS EYESOCKET

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