- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do u call a Mexican on the moon? An astronaut. What do u call all the Mexicans on the moon? Problem solved!!!

Knock knock (who's there) Orange ( orange who) orange you glad to see

A black man, an Asian man, and an American man are in a car. Who is driving? The black man, it's his car.

What makes men cry? The realization that humanity is completely pointless in the infinitely expanding universe and thus any action to try and improve human life is also a complete farce.

What's the difference between Al Gore and a slab of formica? Many things, most obvious being that Al Gore is a conscious being.

Vagina.

What did Batman say to Robin before going into the Batmobile? Get in the car.

A homeless man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What will it be?" The homeless man says, "Nothing. I have no money."

What did the pineapple say to the apple? Nothing, neither can speak.

Why do black men like bit butts? Because they can not lie.

Why did the girl fall from the swing? She was laughing at an anti-joke.

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his crotch... The bartender calls the police as the man is arrested as piracy an act of robbery or criminal violence.

What did the Protoss player say when he lost to a Terran player? I concede defeat. You simply have a greater mastery over the game than I.

Why do vampires suck blood? Because they re crazy.

You've been in robotics too long if you start talking to your tools. You've been in there way too long if they start talking back!

Women's rights.

What did the man say when he had sex for the first time "So how come I'm the one with the vagina"?

What's worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in two dumpsters

Knock Knock! Who's there? Santa isn't real.

Whats really down a black hole? I don't know...The last person to go down one never came back because he died of AIDS.

What did Santa call the prostitute? Nothing. Santa isn't real.

What did the tourist in Africa get? AIDS

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