A 65 year old man is tired with his life. He begins to realize that it is meaningless to him. He wants no part in the world anymore so he decided to commit suicide. On his way to commit suicide, he comes across a magical man that has an extraordinary offer. This magical man has offered to grant the 65 year old man the power to fly. The 65 year old man, accepts the offer in great interest, but the magical man wants something in return for his deed. The 65 year old man, offers all the money in his wallet to the magical man. The magical man accepts his offer of all the money and continues. With a flick of the wrist, the magical man says, "fly, fly, high as the sky, i grant this man the ability to fly". The 65 year old man is greatly excited now that he has the ability to fly. He cant wait to try out his new power. He runs to the nearest cliff and jumps. Too bad the "magical man" was really a male prostitute that was broke and homeless. The 65 year old man died on impact and the male prostitue walked away with a wallet full of cash.

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A woman walks up to her man and asks him to take out the trash. He agrees and takes the trash out.

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Sometimes I light my hair on fire and pretend I'm a candle.

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A Jew and a Nazi have dinner together...... they both immensely enjoyed the wine.

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Why did Tesco not serve a black guy? Because he just happen to be holding a gun

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, Others don't.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish.

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If at first you don't succeed.... maybe skydiving isn't for you...

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What do you tell a black man walking down the street with a suspicious look to him. Hey, how's it going?

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Q. What is worse than being British???? A. Not being British

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what did the 35 year old man say when he walked in his home last night? Nothing, he started crying because he saw that someone had viciously killed his guinea pig.

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Why did the mammoth cross the road? For financial reasons.

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That moment when you and your friends throw snowballs at cars in the dark on the highway and the cops spotlight your area while you hide in a shed...

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Ask me if I'm a duck. Are you a duck? No.

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What's red, blue, green, yellow, pink, purple, orange, teal, light green, brown, black and white? Colours, except for black and white, for they are the absence and amalgam of all colours, respectively.

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Q:I finished my Homework A:thats what she said

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Why did robin get in the batmobile? Batman told him to

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What's the difference between a joke and an anti joke Bananas

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I told a woman to make me at turkey sandwich. Of course she complied seeing as I was at Subway.

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Your mama's so old that typical places of business grant her the senior citizen discount.

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Women's rights.

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haha ur single hahahahahhahahahhahaahahhaahaha i am 2

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What did the adverb say to the noun? Hopefully whale.

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