What the difference between a black man and a pizza? A black man is capable of feeding a family. A pizza is capable of feeding an American.

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Rose is Red Violet Blew Mustard is in Clue … What about Moni-… ahhh my eye!

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Never mail in your wishes to a genie, he may be dyslexic.

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What is worse than getting a 30% on a test? Getting a 29% on a test.

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How do you know when Taylor Swift is dead? When you don't hear Boyfriend songs anymore

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Why can't humans fly? Because there is simply no natural way of achieving lift with the bodies that we have. We must use other means to become airborne such as planes and hot air balloons.

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Want to hear a funny joke? Sure. Women's Rights. That's not even a joke. You don't get it. It's not even a sentence.

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Whats white, black, and red all over? A half eaten penguin

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have a gun, shut the **** up.

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A horse walks into a bar why the long face? I have aids

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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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Why did the fat black man call the fatter white man. Because they were good friends and liked to talk.

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Q: Why did Megan Fox cross the road? A: Because she was running from a giant Decepticon!!! Why else!!!???

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What happens when you put a cat in an oven? Don't, because it will die.

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wanna hear a joke? katie chandler

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Your mother is so good in the kitchen that we all asked for a second helping.

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So a man is shopping on black Friday...

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a black guy walks into a bar and the bartender says "get out of here, whites only" this joke takes place in the 1950's when african americans were discriminated against

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A young boy is concerned about his fathers health, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

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Why couldn't the boy see? He was dead

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a sludge hammer, the other is a watermelon

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What's the difference between a duck? An armchair, because a vest has no sleeves.

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I heard you like playing basketball at night. My ears are fully functional in comprehension of human language and therefore I am able to listen and remember words that are told by others.

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Why did the mammoth cross the road? For financial reasons.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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