What kind of party doesn't have cake? The Nazi Party.

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Q: How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A: One, possibly two if the lightbulb is high up and someone has to hold the ladder.

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Why couldn't the Hispanic guy become a firefighter? Because the fire chief was racist.

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Q: What did Micheal Jackson Say to the boys? A: He can't speak because he's dead.

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whats worse than 10 babies in a mail box 1 baby in 10 mail boxes

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Q: A black man is walking down the street with a television, where did he just come from? A: Best Buy, he just got a bonus, and wanted to reward himself.

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I am not under the alkafluence of inkahlol. The drunker I am, the longer I get.

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What do you call a kid without brothers or sisters What? a chinese Boy!!!!!!! lol ;)

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I told a woman to make me at turkey sandwich. Of course she complied seeing as I was at Subway.

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Did you hear about the blonde who jumped out off a bridge? She was clinically depressed and took her own life because of her terribly low self-esteem.

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What's green and invisible? This cabbage

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Why did the man walk into the bar? He wast thirsty.

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What has 4 legs and goes "meow." A cat. Dang! You already heard it.

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Why did the aeroplane engine fallon the house? Because of Donnie Darko

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Roses are gray violets are gray everything is gray because I'm color blind.

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Why did the Mexican wait outside Home Depot all day? He was hoping to be hired as day-labor to provide for his family.

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Why was the manspenis big Cause he was a lucky bastard

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What's 2+2? It's certainly not 1.

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There's a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead who sit next to each other in college. They are good students and regularly do their homework.

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Knock Knock Who's there? A package, the UPS man is already back in his truck.

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How do you kill a blonde woman? Stab her in the stomach so all the acidic contents of her stomach slowly burn her flesh.

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Your mom is so stupid that... She often makes mistakes.

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Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

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A 65 year old man is tired with his life. He begins to realize that it is meaningless to him. He wants no part in the world anymore so he decided to commit suicide. On his way to commit suicide, he comes across a magical man that has an extraordinary offer. This magical man has offered to grant the 65 year old man the power to fly. The 65 year old man, accepts the offer in great interest, but the magical man wants something in return for his deed. The 65 year old man, offers all the money in his wallet to the magical man. The magical man accepts his offer of all the money and continues. With a flick of the wrist, the magical man says, "fly, fly, high as the sky, i grant this man the ability to fly". The 65 year old man is greatly excited now that he has the ability to fly. He cant wait to try out his new power. He runs to the nearest cliff and jumps. Too bad the "magical man" was really a male prostitute that was broke and homeless. The 65 year old man died on impact and the male prostitue walked away with a wallet full of cash.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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