Why can't black people swim? Because most African American individuals grow up in inner urban cities where they have little or no access to swimming facilities.

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Your mother is so fat the she is clinically obese.

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Why are black people more athletic than whites? Black people originate from Africa, where they lived in a world where athletic ability created natural selection. The most athletic were able to escape dangers of the jungle such as dangerous animals, and were also most apt to find food to survive. Then when the slave trade occured, only the strongest and best fit survived the trip to America and the hard labor. Also, given the socio-economic trends of the United States, African Americans are more likely to grow up in an environment where they have limited opportunity to make a living, besides professional sports, so they play cheap sports like basketball.

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A little boy asked his mom what fucking was, so she showed him.

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A married man takes the ring off his finger.

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What is worse than getting a 30% on a test? Getting a 29% on a test.

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Why is the black boy made fun of at school? Because the kids at his school are racist.

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Why'd I have sex with your mom? I'm your father and I love your mother very much

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What did John F. Kennedy say to Kurt Cobain? Nothing. They never met.

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An insane individual walks into a bank and asks for $500. The teller refuses since he doesn't have an account, so the individual pulls out a gun and asks the teller again. The teller presses the silent panic button, causing the cops to show up and arrest the gunman, but not before he manages to shoot the teller and the small child standing next two counters over.

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Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

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A doctor walks into a room after a woman has just given birth to her baby Doctor: I've got some good news and some bad news Mom: Whats the bad news? Doctor: Your Baby is Ginger. Mom: So what's the good news? Doctor: It's dead.

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What will Postman Pat be called after he retires? Pat.

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Two monkeys are having sex. They both realize they're boys.

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How do Elmer Fudd take a shower? Without a shampoo, he's bald..

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Knock knock. Who's ther? Your friend Billy i've been shot and need help

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Take My Wife- Because as it stands, I'm having frequent, toe-curling, unprotected sex with your wife. And that just doesnt seem fair.

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LIKE THIS!

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What do you call a black man and a white woman who are married? A married couple

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what did the teacher say to the kid? you failed the kid cried.

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Why couldn't the Hispanic guy become a firefighter? Because the fire chief was racist.

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A child in Africa developed Malaria. He became very sick and died.

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I like my woman like I like my coffee. Ground up and in the freezer.

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A man walks into a McDonald's and proceeds to buy a burger, unfortunately a man was robbing the fast food restaurant, what did the man do. Buy a burger

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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