- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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hi, im sober.

How are a duck and a tri-cycle the same? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

why did the guy drop his umbrella........ because he was getting raped.

Cole is "good" at soccer

How many dead children can you fit in a garbage can? Give me a knife and i will find out

A women go hit by a car, what everyone woners though, how did the car get in between the bedroom and the kitchen?

How do you make a dead baby float? -you take your foot off its head.

Why a warm-harted man turned into cold-blooded? He's dead

What to you do when a monkey walks into your bar? Quietly escort it out and into the nearest zoo.

Q. Where do snowmen keep their money? A. A snowman is an anthropomorphic snow sculpture made of frozen water. They therefore cannot earn, keep or have any use for money.

Whats the difference between a walnut and a baby ? Ones fun to hit with a hammer and the other is a walnut

What do you get when you cross a blonde with Nickelodon? You get Dora because she is allways telling you what to do.

You wanna hear an inside joke? That was one of them.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Just call the fire department, they're trained for that kind of stuff

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I was dropped on my head as a baby, kjhgfiehcgbfbjebfiuheggfcug

if you are what you eat then you're a hamburger

Why did the mammoth cross the road? For financial reasons.

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Q:I finished my Homework A:thats what she said

What do you call a black person with a million dollars? A millionaire.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure.

guess how...chicken pow! guess who...chicken poo! guess when...chicken pen! guess where...chicken hair! guess what...your adopted.

Did you hear the one about the Gay Irish Politician who was running for President?! He withdrew his candidacy.

Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout boy scouts come back from camp

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