That moment when you and your friends throw snowballs at cars in the dark on the highway and the cops spotlight your area while you hide in a shed...

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your doorbell is broken.

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What's red, blue, green, yellow, pink, purple, orange, teal, light green, brown, black and white? Colours, except for black and white, for they are the absence and amalgam of all colours, respectively.

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A Jew and a Nazi have dinner together...... they both immensely enjoyed the wine.

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What's the difference between a joke and an anti joke Bananas

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I told a woman to make me at turkey sandwich. Of course she complied seeing as I was at Subway.

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Your mama's so old that typical places of business grant her the senior citizen discount.

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how long does it take for a black woman to shit? a couple of minutes.

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what did the 35 year old man say when he walked in his home last night? Nothing, he started crying because he saw that someone had viciously killed his guinea pig.

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What did the adverb say to the noun? Hopefully whale.

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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Why can't blondes change a lightbulb? Because they're women

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Drunk guy... Hey i just maybe And this is number But here's my crazy So call me met you

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How do you kill a blonde woman? Stab her in the stomach so all the acidic contents of her stomach slowly burn her flesh.

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SNAPPLE!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The pen was left open, and it felt slightly curious.

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A sheep goes up to to a horse and asks "Does you speak sheep?".The horse replies ''Neigh''.

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An insane individual walks into a bank and asks for $500. The teller refuses since he doesn't have an account, so the individual pulls out a gun and asks the teller again. The teller presses the silent panic button, causing the cops to show up and arrest the gunman, but not before he manages to shoot the teller and the small child standing next two counters over.

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A n antelope walks into a bar and many people leave for the sake of their safety and animal control gets called to escort the antelope out of the bar.

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A sphere rolls around the corner and falls over.

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A: How do you make a fire with two sticks? B: Ask your mother, we did it last night.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, Others don't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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