How do you make a black man cry? A: Kill his whole family.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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How many dead children can you fit in a garbage can? Give me a knife and i will find out

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A homeless guy on the brink of starvation found one dollar lying on the street. He took it and bought a lottery ticket at the local drugstore. God was looking down on him with pity that day and decided that day that he would no longer be a vagabond. The next day, the homeless man won the lottery jackpot, worth 100 million dollars. He declared that on that day, he was the luckiest and happiest man alive. He then woke up in a pile trash.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

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How are a bucket and a purple shovel alike? Coincidentally they both are registered sex offenders.

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Why did the fat black man call the fatter white man. Because they were good friends and liked to talk.

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Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout boy scouts come back from camp

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Why did girl cry? Because she recently saw the messy demise of her parent's marriage.

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why did the jew drop his coin? beacuse a nazi killed him before he put it in his pocket

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Knock Knock Who's There? God God who.....wait REALLY? No Dave, this is a hallucination, and your peeing right now.

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Tim tebow is the anti christ

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Your moma's so fat, she's got type 2 diabetes

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Roses are red Violets are blue This doesn't make sense Your cute

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The sun was burning as the Elephant offered the mouse to walk between the sun and the mouse so the mouse could get some shade. Mouse: Lets switch places so you can have some shade too! Elephant: Good idea! Just then unexpectedly the elephant slipped on a banana peel and tilted towards the mouse. Squish. Moral: The reason they never tell kids the full story... for real.. honest...

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Q: What's the difference between an African American and a bench? A: An African American is a human being of black dissent, while a bench is an inanimate object that people sit on.

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Ask me if I'm a duck. Are you a duck? No.

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Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Cause he's dead.

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How did the black guy cross the street? He jumped it.

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How did Hellen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, Others don't.

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That other group is a *********************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************** From Jackson Edwards

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A man ingested a hamburger. It proved fatal due to a tomato allergy.

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