How do you divide 2574 by 23.5 WIth a calculator

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Why does a black man break into a car? Because he had closed the windows and locked his keys inside.

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what did the man say to the other man? hi

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Ask me if I'm a duck. Are you a duck? No.

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LIKE THIS!

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SNAPPLE!

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Man: Docter it hurts when i touch my legs! Docter: yeah you have two shattered knee caps youll never walk again.

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Did you hear the one about the Gay Irish Politician who was running for President?! He withdrew his candidacy.

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guess how...chicken pow! guess who...chicken poo! guess when...chicken pen! guess where...chicken hair! guess what...your adopted.

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What did the Dyslexic man write on his Christmas card? Merry Christmas

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How do you make a black man cry? A: Kill his whole family.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? It didn't, a cookie is a food, therefore it doesn't have working organs.

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Why a warm-harted man turned into cold-blooded? He's dead

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Wanna here a joke? Womens rights

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I hate girls that try to act hard. Like calm down you dont got a dick.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Lame Anti Jokes.

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Why are black people more athletic than whites? Black people originate from Africa, where they lived in a world where athletic ability created natural selection. The most athletic were able to escape dangers of the jungle such as dangerous animals, and were also most apt to find food to survive. Then when the slave trade occured, only the strongest and best fit survived the trip to America and the hard labor. Also, given the socio-economic trends of the United States, African Americans are more likely to grow up in an environment where they have limited opportunity to make a living, besides professional sports, so they play cheap sports like basketball.

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a dog walk into a landmine, he exploded.

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Whats worse than a dead baby at the bottom of a trash can? Two dead babies. Whats worse then that 5 dead babies and worse then that? Im starting to have suspicions of you being a mass murdurer of small children.

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Knock knock. Who's ther? Your friend Billy i've been shot and need help

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a sludge hammer, the other is a watermelon

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What do you call it when a homosexual from spain is forced to have sex with a 400 pound black man? Rape

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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