Q. Where do snowmen keep their money? A. A snowman is an anthropomorphic snow sculpture made of frozen water. They therefore cannot earn, keep or have any use for money.

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haha ur single hahahahahhahahahhahaahahhaahaha i am 2

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

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Knock knock. Who's ther? Your friend Billy i've been shot and need help

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a sludge hammer, the other is a watermelon

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Knock Knock Who's there? A package, the UPS man is already back in his truck.

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A straight black man walks into a gay bar.

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hi, im sober.

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How are a duck and a tri-cycle the same? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

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why did the guy drop his umbrella........ because he was getting raped.

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Cole is "good" at soccer

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guess how...chicken pow! guess who...chicken poo! guess when...chicken pen! guess where...chicken hair! guess what...your adopted.

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How do you make a dead baby float? -you take your foot off its head.

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Whats plastic and phonie a phone

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What to you do when a monkey walks into your bar? Quietly escort it out and into the nearest zoo.

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What do you get when you cross a blonde with Nickelodon? You get Dora because she is allways telling you what to do.

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You wanna hear an inside joke? That was one of them.

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what did the 35 year old man say when he walked in his home last night? Nothing, he started crying because he saw that someone had viciously killed his guinea pig.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Just call the fire department, they're trained for that kind of stuff

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I was dropped on my head as a baby, kjhgfiehcgbfbjebfiuheggfcug

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whats forever alone me

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if you are what you eat then you're a hamburger

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Why did the mammoth cross the road? For financial reasons.

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