how do you kill a bear. -you shoot it.

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A man enters a bar, and says: "It is impossible to drown in an elevator" This is incorrect.

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Michael J. Fox asked me if I wanted my drink shaken or stirred, did I really have a choice?

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

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what do you say when you see a winner weaner

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roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

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Why did the black man get a life sentence in prison? Because he was involved a mass stabbing in a night club London which saw 4 local teenage girls lose there lives.

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What happens when you put a cat in an oven? Don't, because it will die.

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Your mother is so good in the kitchen that we all asked for a second helping.

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When Life throws you lemons you might be hallucinating

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Q. What is worse than being British???? A. Not being British

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What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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oliver is gay. so much so that he has hex with other men and dosent mind it very much

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once upon a time jeff peterson was taking a daily walk when he stops and stares at a strange object. it was an assasin with a knife who slaughtered jeff decapitating his head while his family cry's. THE END

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a sludge hammer, the other is a watermelon

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Rose is Red Violet Blew Mustard is in Clue … What about Moni-… ahhh my eye!

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Why was the little Jewish girl sad? Because neo-Nazis killed her family.

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Why did the mammoth cross the road? For financial reasons.

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A man walks in to a bar. He was hospitalized and died later that day.

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Got milk? No.

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have a gun, shut the **** up.

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what did the gay guy get for his birthday aids

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What happened to the peanut who went to New York City? He got a-salted

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How many dead children can you fit in a garbage can? Give me a knife and i will find out

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