- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Jewish man, a christian man, and a buddist man walk in bar, They all have to much to drink and are arrested for driving under the influence while trying to get back home.

Two nuns in a bath, one nun says to the other "wears the soap?" the other confused replies "I am sure you mean 'where' is the soap" and hands her the soap.

What's worse than getting raped then killed? Getting killed then raped.

What happened when the turkey jumped out of the airplane? It fell.

If you watch a pregnancy backwards, it is about a baby that is inserted between the legs of a woman and is slowly broken down for energy and the remains are finally sucked up by a man's genitals. There isn't a joke.

Roses are red, bikers are blur.....I love you ( drunk texting )

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has Stevie

How do you get your children out of a cardboard box? You open the box to see your dead children's corpses

A comedian walks onto the stage. Antehumor.

Why was little Sammy crying? because she had a frog stapled to her forehead

My love life

What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you haven't already said twice.

Last week, I visited the Virgin Islands. Now it's just called Islands.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

An Asian walks into a bar. He has a few drinks, but makes sure not to have to many. He then drives home safely, and enjoys a good nights rest.

What do you call a man named Cornelius? Well, he prefers to go by his middle name, Eric, because he was teased as a child for being named Cornelius.

Miscarriages.

knock knock whos there? your neighbor, dude im sorry but i swear i didnt see your kid on my drive way.

What do you call a Mexican that doesn't have a lawn mower? An honest working induvidual that just so happens to live in the city and does not own a lawn mower

why can stevie wonder drive? He's blind

how many licks does it take to get too the tootsie center of a tootsie pop. Well it depends on how you eat it, there is always the option of biting it, so there is no defined answer, as well as ones lick might absorb more of the lollipop then another mans.

Ha! You're so gay that I respect the sexuality you were born with and I feel completely comfortable with, and happy for, you and your preferences.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is blind and deaf, so it wold be near impossible for her to do so without seriously injuring herself or another human being.

A man walked into this bar, and said ouch.

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