- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

how many dirty stinkin apes does it take to put in a lightbulb? 3 dirty stinkin apes, 1 dirty stinkin ape to put in the lightbulb and 2 dirty stinkin apes to throw feces at each other

What do you call a fridge? A Fridge

Roses are red Violets are blue Peas are green Plums are purple Thieves are black

why can't James swim at 2010 summer ? because james died at 2009

how come bob felt 'under pressure'? because somebody dropped a dumpster on him

Q: how do u wake lady gaga up? A: you poke-poke poke her face.

Q: Why did James cry? A: Because he's an infant and still quite afraid of his surroundings

What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you haven't already said twice.

a turtle walks into a bar and eats everyone

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house... Knock knock Who's there? The Chincken

Q: What did the Rapist say to the Little girl before they got in to the Van? A: Get In the Van

Q:Whats worse than you touching yourself at night A: The holocaust

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend "I know. You need to quit gnawing when you're giving me a blow job."

What did the wall say to the other wall? I didn't say anything because it isn't living and it can't talk because it is impossible.

What is your view on school violence? I'm all for it.

What do you get when you cross professor plum with a candle stick in the library? A dead prostitute. Try and be more careful next time.

"Knock Knock," "Whos There?" "The Pizza Guy" "I hate pizza."

A person who doesn't know hungarian is trying to read the next sentence. Sajnos nem érti, mivel nem tud magyarul.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm wearing pants and I'm hungry

a 10 year old walks into a bar and orders a beer, he is then escorted out because you are not aloud to be under 21 years old to be in a bar

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