A Black guy and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. What does the black guy say to the Jew? "Hi".

Why did the elephant fall on the marshmallow? Because he didn't want to fall in the hot chocolate!

how did the girl with a hook-hand do her hair? She didn't

Why did the crack addict see colors. He was looking at the northern lights

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Roses are red, violets are blue, some people are gay, and so are you

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Roses are red Violets are blue Poetry is hard And so is wood

Will there be love in your future? Click the hand with the love-line that is closest to yours

What do you call a black man on steroids? Strong.

What did the biscuit say when he saw his friend get run over? Oh my god. Dave, are you ok? Somebody call an ambulance.

What color is red paint? Red

I'll have a chocolate milkshake, hold the onions.

Back in my day,we used to have Johnny Cash,Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Now we have higher divorce rates.

Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

What's the difference between your mother and a prostitute? Nothing.

What is Mary short for? She has no legs.

how come bob felt 'under pressure'? because somebody dropped a dumpster on him

What the difference between a duck? One of the legs is both the same.

what's purple and tastes like a grape? a grape.

What do you get when you jab a four year old with a pair of scissors? A warrant for your arrest.

Can a man reproduce with only one testicle? No because girls don't dig that sh*t

Mommy mommy I don't want to see grandma. Shut up and keep digging.

What did the black man say to the white man? Hello

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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